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open_on_sunday challenge #130 Office Supplies
Sep. 21st, 2005 02:37 amdarkhavensAuthor: darkhavens
Title: Officially In Love
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More from baby!vamp!Xander and his Sire.
Sweets To the Sweet
Spike looked at the boxes, stacked neatly in the hall, each one clearly labelled 'Office Depot'. He could hear his childe giggling in the kitchen and closed his eyes. He wondered what he'd have to sort out this time.
"No."
"But…"
"No!"
"But Spiiike…"
"I can't believe you've done this! Using a dead demon's credit card is one thing, luv, but using it to buy five thousand lollipops? Come on, Xan! We're supposed to be vicious demons not diabetic coma victims!"
"But I bought you a thousand strawberry licorice Twizzlers…"
"Oh. Well then. That's more like it. You daft git."
Art Online
Xander was having so much fun with the industrial strength staple gun that Spike was almost loath to interrupt him. He watched for a while as Xan arranged a still life tableau - hands attached to body parts with glee and steel 'U's. He never got tired of Xander's warped inventiveness.
"The cleaners'll be here in a minute or so, luv. We'd better get a move on, or they'll catch us. I've set the web cam up, so if you're ready I can turn it on. We can watch the fun and games from down the street on your new laptop."
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Title: Officially In Love
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More from baby!vamp!Xander and his Sire.
Sweets To the Sweet
Spike looked at the boxes, stacked neatly in the hall, each one clearly labelled 'Office Depot'. He could hear his childe giggling in the kitchen and closed his eyes. He wondered what he'd have to sort out this time.
"No."
"But…"
"No!"
"But Spiiike…"
"I can't believe you've done this! Using a dead demon's credit card is one thing, luv, but using it to buy five thousand lollipops? Come on, Xan! We're supposed to be vicious demons not diabetic coma victims!"
"But I bought you a thousand strawberry licorice Twizzlers…"
"Oh. Well then. That's more like it. You daft git."
Art Online
Xander was having so much fun with the industrial strength staple gun that Spike was almost loath to interrupt him. He watched for a while as Xan arranged a still life tableau - hands attached to body parts with glee and steel 'U's. He never got tired of Xander's warped inventiveness.
"The cleaners'll be here in a minute or so, luv. We'd better get a move on, or they'll catch us. I've set the web cam up, so if you're ready I can turn it on. We can watch the fun and games from down the street on your new laptop."
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on 2005-09-21 01:51 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2005-09-21 01:56 am (UTC)*giggles* Very cute! Xan makes such an adorable fledgling. :D Man, if it were me, though, I'd buy out Ghirardelli. *laughs some more*
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on 2005-09-21 05:49 am (UTC)I'm sure Xander will get to the chocolate soon, but the idea of 1440 lollipops in a box just dazzled him. *g*
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on 2005-09-21 02:28 am (UTC)Love em!
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on 2005-09-21 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-09-21 03:39 am (UTC)BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhahhahhhaha.
Dude.
:)
*bounce*
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on 2005-09-21 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-09-21 03:39 am (UTC)Really though, I can't help but grin on that last one. Very nice!
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on 2005-09-21 05:52 am (UTC)Thanks!
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on 2005-09-21 04:35 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-09-21 05:55 am (UTC)I never know what they're going to get up to next. *g*
Thanks!
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on 2005-09-21 05:14 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-09-21 05:57 am (UTC)And thanks! I made the header but the rest of it is all
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on 2005-10-05 12:27 am (UTC)Is there any Scooby left that they haven't "played" with yet?
Dawn is safe, I think. The monks' spell caught Spike so I figure it would have kept its hold on Xander even after he was turned, and Giles hasn't really been involved that much either. Buffy and Willow both came after them and got what they deserved, but Giles hasn't done anything to hurt them directly, so I think he's safe... for now. Until they get bored. ;)
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on 2005-09-21 09:18 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-10-05 12:31 am (UTC)Thanks
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on 2005-09-22 04:02 am (UTC)I have a surgical skin stapler, but it's just not the same...
I want to watch, too! Do you suppose they might post the resulting vid on the Web?
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on 2005-10-05 12:38 am (UTC)And you never know - I'm sure if they thought they would get a good audience they'd be willing to share their 'installation art'. *g*
ROTFLMAO
on 2005-10-20 07:08 am (UTC)Ya know I usually don't like sniipets, but for some reason that one with Xander and the not a regular strength staple gun mind you, but the super duper industrial strength staple gun just wacked my funny bone hard..I laughed til I cried...
The one where Spike fed Xander a trippin acid head got me too, LMAO...Between the acid and the sugar it's a wonder that Xander isn't as bug fuck nuts as Dru...*G*
Re: ROTFLMAO
on 2005-11-03 08:47 pm (UTC)