'Officially In Love', 2 for open_on_sunday challenge #130 Office Supplies

[darkhavens]

Author: darkhavens
Title: Officially In Love
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More from baby!vamp!Xander and his Sire.


Sweets To the Sweet

Spike looked at the boxes, stacked neatly in the hall, each one clearly labelled 'Office Depot'. He could hear his childe giggling in the kitchen and closed his eyes. He wondered what he'd have to sort out this time.

"No."

"But…"

"No!"

"But Spiiike…"

"I can't believe you've done this! Using a dead demon's credit card is one thing, luv, but using it to buy five thousand lollipops? Come on, Xan! We're supposed to be vicious demons not diabetic coma victims!"

"But I bought you a thousand strawberry licorice Twizzlers…"

"Oh. Well then. That's more like it. You daft git."



Art Online

Xander was having so much fun with the industrial strength staple gun that Spike was almost loath to interrupt him. He watched for a while as Xan arranged a still life tableau - hands attached to body parts with glee and steel 'U's. He never got tired of Xander's warped inventiveness.

"The cleaners'll be here in a minute or so, luv. We'd better get a move on, or they'll catch us. I've set the web cam up, so if you're ready I can turn it on. We can watch the fun and games from down the street on your new laptop."




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Comments

[batmanvinnie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* God, baby!vamp!Xander! is so cute. These are so great, I really like them. Thank you!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It was a rather boggling challenge to work into this verse, until I decided to go with a Xander sugar high and mass slaughter again. *g*

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

~~Sweets To the Sweet~~

*giggles* Very cute! Xan makes such an adorable fledgling. :D Man, if it were me, though, I'd buy out Ghirardelli. *laughs some more*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

I'm sure Xander will get to the chocolate soon, but the idea of 1440 lollipops in a box just dazzled him. *g*

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

Toys and candy. Boys will be boys.
Love em!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! They're so cute when they're having fun. ;)

[tabaqui]

Come on, Xan! We're supposed to be vicious demons not diabetic coma victims!"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhahhahhhaha.

Dude.
:)
*bounce*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks! :D

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

AWwww! Vampires with a sugar rush maiming people!! How cute!

Really though, I can't help but grin on that last one. Very nice!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Sugar!rush!baby!vamp!Xander is unstoppable, and highly inventive in his use of office furnishing. He stole the meter long metal rule too! ;)

Thanks!

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

*Shakes head* What will those naughty boys come up with next?! Loved these! You got our Xandman and Spike down sweetie! Can't wait to see what's next!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

What will those naughty boys come up with next?!

I never know what they're going to get up to next. *g*

Thanks!

[rayne-y-daze.livejournal.com]

Lovely as always! The staple gun actually sounded like fun - I need help. Like the new layout too - very nice :-)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I used to love playing with the staple gun at my last place of work. *g*

And thanks! I made the header but the rest of it is all literati's work. :D

[myfeetshowit.livejournal.com]

Talk about laughing and shuddering in horror at the same time - for both drabbles. Who knows what they'll get up to with those lollipops!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks. I'm sure Xander will practice his licking and sucking techniques on the lollies, to Spike's delight. ;)

[tsugath.livejournal.com]

Loved the Art Online. I needed a good laugh, been reading too much angst today. Is there any Scooby left that they haven't "played" with yet?

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

Is there any Scooby left that they haven't "played" with yet?

Dawn is safe, I think. The monks' spell caught Spike so I figure it would have kept its hold on Xander even after he was turned, and Giles hasn't really been involved that much either. Buffy and Willow both came after them and got what they deserved, but Giles hasn't done anything to hurt them directly, so I think he's safe... for now. Until they get bored. ;)

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

::has stopped fighting the urge to aw at evil murderous vampires:: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! They're so cute!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

heeeee! they so aaaaaare! :D

Thanks

[stretfordditto.livejournal.com]

I luv BabyVampXander even when he squicks me big time. :p

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

hee! Thanks! I love that i can make you love him through the squick. *g*

[frk-werewolf.livejournal.com]

*giggles* omg. baby!vamp!Xander is the most adorable thing ever.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[remitygirl.livejournal.com]

I just love this 'verse. Spike spoils Xander and is SO proud of him. Xander's still silly... even vamped. Ya just got to love both of them...and you too!!....for giving us sooo much pleasure!!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Spike spoils Xander rotten because he can, and because he never got treated like that. And Xander never really had the chance to be a kid before so now he's making up for it. *g*

[outsideth3box.livejournal.com]

Staple gun!! Wheeeeeee!

I have a surgical skin stapler, but it's just not the same...

I want to watch, too! Do you suppose they might post the resulting vid on the Web?

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks!

And you never know - I'm sure if they thought they would get a good audience they'd be willing to share their 'installation art'. *g*

ROTFLMAO

[wolfmama.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahaha,,,OMFG...

Ya know I usually don't like sniipets, but for some reason that one with Xander and the not a regular strength staple gun mind you, but the super duper industrial strength staple gun just wacked my funny bone hard..I laughed til I cried...

The one where Spike fed Xander a trippin acid head got me too, LMAO...Between the acid and the sugar it's a wonder that Xander isn't as bug fuck nuts as Dru...*G*

Re: ROTFLMAO

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed. Industrial-strength stapleguns are fun to play with. And Xander is a little bit cracked but Spike loves him like that. *g*