'Officially In Love', 2 for open_on_sunday challenge #130 Office Supplies

[darkhavens]

Author: darkhavens
Title: Officially In Love
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More from baby!vamp!Xander and his Sire.


Sweets To the Sweet

Spike looked at the boxes, stacked neatly in the hall, each one clearly labelled 'Office Depot'. He could hear his childe giggling in the kitchen and closed his eyes. He wondered what he'd have to sort out this time.

"No."

"But…"

"No!"

"But Spiiike…"

"I can't believe you've done this! Using a dead demon's credit card is one thing, luv, but using it to buy five thousand lollipops? Come on, Xan! We're supposed to be vicious demons not diabetic coma victims!"

"But I bought you a thousand strawberry licorice Twizzlers…"

"Oh. Well then. That's more like it. You daft git."



Art Online

Xander was having so much fun with the industrial strength staple gun that Spike was almost loath to interrupt him. He watched for a while as Xan arranged a still life tableau - hands attached to body parts with glee and steel 'U's. He never got tired of Xander's warped inventiveness.

"The cleaners'll be here in a minute or so, luv. We'd better get a move on, or they'll catch us. I've set the web cam up, so if you're ready I can turn it on. We can watch the fun and games from down the street on your new laptop."




NEXT

Comments

[batmanvinnie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* God, baby!vamp!Xander! is so cute. These are so great, I really like them. Thank you!

[but_can_i_be_trusted]

~~Sweets To the Sweet~~

*giggles* Very cute! Xan makes such an adorable fledgling. :D Man, if it were me, though, I'd buy out Ghirardelli. *laughs some more*

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

Toys and candy. Boys will be boys.
Love em!

[tabaqui]

Come on, Xan! We're supposed to be vicious demons not diabetic coma victims!"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhahhahhhaha.

Dude.
:)
*bounce*

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

AWwww! Vampires with a sugar rush maiming people!! How cute!

Really though, I can't help but grin on that last one. Very nice!

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

*Shakes head* What will those naughty boys come up with next?! Loved these! You got our Xandman and Spike down sweetie! Can't wait to see what's next!

[rayne-y-daze.livejournal.com]

Lovely as always! The staple gun actually sounded like fun - I need help. Like the new layout too - very nice :-)

[myfeetshowit.livejournal.com]

Talk about laughing and shuddering in horror at the same time - for both drabbles. Who knows what they'll get up to with those lollipops!

[tsugath.livejournal.com]

Loved the Art Online. I needed a good laugh, been reading too much angst today. Is there any Scooby left that they haven't "played" with yet?

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

::has stopped fighting the urge to aw at evil murderous vampires:: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! They're so cute!

[stretfordditto.livejournal.com]

I luv BabyVampXander even when he squicks me big time. :p

[frk-werewolf.livejournal.com]

*giggles* omg. baby!vamp!Xander is the most adorable thing ever.

[remitygirl.livejournal.com]

I just love this 'verse. Spike spoils Xander and is SO proud of him. Xander's still silly... even vamped. Ya just got to love both of them...and you too!!....for giving us sooo much pleasure!!

[outsideth3box.livejournal.com]

Staple gun!! Wheeeeeee!

I have a surgical skin stapler, but it's just not the same...

I want to watch, too! Do you suppose they might post the resulting vid on the Web?

ROTFLMAO

[wolfmama.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahaha,,,OMFG...

Ya know I usually don't like sniipets, but for some reason that one with Xander and the not a regular strength staple gun mind you, but the super duper industrial strength staple gun just wacked my funny bone hard..I laughed til I cried...

The one where Spike fed Xander a trippin acid head got me too, LMAO...Between the acid and the sugar it's a wonder that Xander isn't as bug fuck nuts as Dru...*G*