Watch out for those badgers!

[darkhavens]

I got a new mobile phone! One that actually works as a phone, not just lets me send/receive the occasional SMS. His name is Soapy, because the review that helped me decide to buy him described him as fitting the hand like a bar of soap. And because literati named him and told me to buy him. *g*

Beling an utter fangirl, the first thing I did, once I figured how, was to use the integrated camera to take a photo of a screencap of the Spander kiss and it now graces my phone as wallpaper.

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go for your morning walk, informing all other passing pedestrians about the importance of proper badger safety.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	finally get around to starting that suicide cult you've been meaning to get off the ground...which reminds you that you need to pick up some Kool-Aid from the store.
At the height of your madness, you will call	estepheia
And the two of you will proceed to...	practice the fine art of helping one another escape from straight-jackets using only your teeth.
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So, that's my day planned. What about yours? :P

Comments

[vic-amy-z.livejournal.com]

My beta has that phone. I'm regularly frightened by its sheer lack of size! [pets tiny phone]

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

It is tiny! I was expecting a bigger bar of soap, but he's smaller and lighter than both of my previous phones. I'm kinda scared to put him in my handbag - I may never find him again. *g*