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open_on_sunday's challenge #90, Liquids.
Dec. 14th, 2004 09:59 pmdarkhavensAuthor: darkhavens
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG-13
Email: darkhavens@slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: The prompt was liquids, and it's been filtered through my mind, so be prepared...
Nature's Nectar
"Just one sip. Go on... It won't kill you, Xander. It's not going to do anything to you. It's all natural stuff, no additives or chemicals, just pure nature in a mug."
Xander pulled a face as the mug was wafted under his nose.
"No, Spike, I'm not drinking it. Not a swallow, not a sip, not at all. Just the smell of it makes my stomach turn. And the colour? Ew! I don't care what you say, drinking that stuff isn't natural. I'm not going to do it and you can't make me."
"It's only tea, you great pillock."
Not All Demons Get Dusted
"I can't believe it just liquefied! Was it supposed to do that? Was there anything in any of Giles' books that said it would do that, because I'm pretty sure he never mentioned anything about it going from ten foot tall, eight foot wide snot green demon to ten foot tall, eight foot wide, snot green tidal wave of goo."
Xander turned to take his first look at Spike, and nearly choked on his tongue. Snot green goo coated the horrified vampire from head to toe.
"Thank you for protecting me, Spike. You're my hero. Spike? Spike! No, don't! Eeeeew!"
Emergency Supplies
"You know, Spike, there's a lot to be said for carrying emergency condoms."
Spike turned a stunned expression on his human lover.
"What are you on about, pet? Card-carrying member of the undead here, remember? No chance of spreading disease, or making anyone pregnant, though I'm sure you'd look very bonny in dungarees..."
Straightening up and turning, Xander slowly eased his boxers and cargo pants back into place and fumblingly tucked himself in.
"I know. But if we carried condoms, I wouldn't have to squelch all the way home whenever you get the irresistible urge to jump me in public."
Daily Cuppa
"You're so good to me, Spike. You know just what I need after a crappy day going over contracts. Thanks!"
Xander snatched up the mug and downed half the contents in three large gulps. The fourth went slower, giving him a chance to actually savour the perfectly sweetened coffee his lover always greeted him with at the end of a long day at work. Except it wasn't perfectly sweetened, and it certainly wasn't coffee. Horrified eyes locked onto Spike's as the kettle began to sing.
"You're a bit earlier than I expected, love. I was just having a quick snack..."
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG-13
Email: darkhavens@slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: The prompt was liquids, and it's been filtered through my mind, so be prepared...
Nature's Nectar
"Just one sip. Go on... It won't kill you, Xander. It's not going to do anything to you. It's all natural stuff, no additives or chemicals, just pure nature in a mug."
Xander pulled a face as the mug was wafted under his nose.
"No, Spike, I'm not drinking it. Not a swallow, not a sip, not at all. Just the smell of it makes my stomach turn. And the colour? Ew! I don't care what you say, drinking that stuff isn't natural. I'm not going to do it and you can't make me."
"It's only tea, you great pillock."
Not All Demons Get Dusted
"I can't believe it just liquefied! Was it supposed to do that? Was there anything in any of Giles' books that said it would do that, because I'm pretty sure he never mentioned anything about it going from ten foot tall, eight foot wide snot green demon to ten foot tall, eight foot wide, snot green tidal wave of goo."
Xander turned to take his first look at Spike, and nearly choked on his tongue. Snot green goo coated the horrified vampire from head to toe.
"Thank you for protecting me, Spike. You're my hero. Spike? Spike! No, don't! Eeeeew!"
Emergency Supplies
"You know, Spike, there's a lot to be said for carrying emergency condoms."
Spike turned a stunned expression on his human lover.
"What are you on about, pet? Card-carrying member of the undead here, remember? No chance of spreading disease, or making anyone pregnant, though I'm sure you'd look very bonny in dungarees..."
Straightening up and turning, Xander slowly eased his boxers and cargo pants back into place and fumblingly tucked himself in.
"I know. But if we carried condoms, I wouldn't have to squelch all the way home whenever you get the irresistible urge to jump me in public."
Daily Cuppa
"You're so good to me, Spike. You know just what I need after a crappy day going over contracts. Thanks!"
Xander snatched up the mug and downed half the contents in three large gulps. The fourth went slower, giving him a chance to actually savour the perfectly sweetened coffee his lover always greeted him with at the end of a long day at work. Except it wasn't perfectly sweetened, and it certainly wasn't coffee. Horrified eyes locked onto Spike's as the kettle began to sing.
"You're a bit earlier than I expected, love. I was just having a quick snack..."
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on 2004-12-14 10:10 pm (UTC)you know.. I really wish you'd given me this warning.. still I laughed so I'm not that traumatised ;)
My fave is Nature's Nectar.. pillock... hee!
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on 2004-12-14 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-14 10:14 pm (UTC)You are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, I seem to have an exclamation addiction. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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on 2004-12-14 10:37 pm (UTC)::collects up the extraneous exclamation marks and distributes them randomly::
Thanks!
My mind was blank all through Sunday and Monday. I couldn't come up with a thing. And then suddenly, today, it's liquids of all types! *g*
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on 2004-12-14 10:26 pm (UTC)Bwahahahahaha!!!!
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on 2004-12-14 10:39 pm (UTC)Glad I made you Bwahaha!
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on 2004-12-14 10:52 pm (UTC)It felt so very familiar! lol
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on 2004-12-14 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-14 11:08 pm (UTC)I imagine Xan and Spike having steamy sex in a cemetery and then Xan going back home with a big wet spot on the back of his trousers! *snort*
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on 2004-12-14 11:13 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-14 10:38 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-14 10:46 pm (UTC)Thanks. :o)
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on 2004-12-14 10:42 pm (UTC)though I'm sure you'd look very bonny in dungarees..."
*pictures it*
*gets a bit scared*
*dissolves into giggles*
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on 2004-12-14 10:48 pm (UTC)And I'm sure a pregnant Xander would look very bonny in dungarees. Denim, of course. :P Thanks!
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on 2004-12-14 11:17 pm (UTC)No. 3 was so vivid it seemed to come with actual sound effects. Poor Xander I can hear him now - lol!
:-)
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on 2004-12-14 11:23 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-14 11:41 pm (UTC)Good drabbles! ::pats the good drabbles::
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on 2004-12-14 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-14 11:42 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-14 11:54 pm (UTC)And no, I don't believe I've been infected. But it could be one of those silent but deadly infections, where you never know until it's much much too late... *g*
::bows::
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on 2004-12-15 01:18 am (UTC)I can't decide which one I like better. The thing about tea (I agree, tea just can't beat cocoa), snot green goo *cackles*, the 'squelch' *grins*, or that last one. *giggles* That last line made me laugh so damn hard...and I'm still laughing.
Thank you so much for the laughs sweetie!
~Nebula
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on 2004-12-15 01:31 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-15 01:23 am (UTC)Fun, fun, fun.
:)
*bounce*
I like them all, but three and four were particularly amusing.
*hug*
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on 2004-12-15 01:37 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-15 01:41 am (UTC)The snot demon and the last one!
Gawd, I love you.
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on 2004-12-15 01:50 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-15 01:57 am (UTC)Xander didn't even taste the first three gulps, did he? **giggles**
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on 2004-12-15 02:02 am (UTC)I am indeed. *g* Thankee!
And nope, he just chugged it down and then realised... Hee!
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on 2004-12-15 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-15 03:46 am (UTC)I got it from my mother. She's even worse than I am, though I do seem to be growing into it. ;o)
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on 2004-12-15 08:00 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-15 11:51 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-15 09:49 am (UTC)And yet the one that really icked me out was #4. Ewwwww, poor Xander drinking blood.
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on 2004-12-15 11:54 pm (UTC)Hee! Now I'm not alone in my insanity. :P
unless of course it's Spike's blood from the source, because then I have a kink about that.
Oh gods, me too! *g*
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on 2004-12-15 03:12 pm (UTC)cloudie
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on 2004-12-16 12:04 am (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-15 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-16 12:07 am (UTC)Thanks!
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on 2004-12-15 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2004-12-16 12:08 am (UTC)Thankee! I must admit i was chortling evilly as I wrote them. ;o)
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on 2004-12-16 09:11 pm (UTC)Just posted a 'Hi' in response to yours on my journal. Still can't work out everything on this LJ stuff, but 'hello' and thanks for mailing me. PLus......
Lol, Absolutely wicked drabbles, my favourite is emergency supplies, but they all made me laugh :)
wildannuette
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on 2004-12-17 02:11 am (UTC)'Emergency Supplies' was almost an afterthought. I was all ready to post the three I'd got and then I suddenly thought of another fluid and how it might be experienced. *g*
I just went and checked your 'Hi' post and saw that you now know how to reply to comments. It takes a while to get used to LJ but once you do you'll never leave. It's addictive! ;o)
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on 2004-12-20 02:21 am (UTC)The third is too good, though the first is certainly a prize winner. Poor Xander in both cases. Though Spike pretecting his lover from the evil green goo... priceless!
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on 2004-12-20 02:23 am (UTC)*slaps forehead*
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on 2004-12-20 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-01-18 06:05 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-01-20 06:11 am (UTC)Serves him right for grabbing and gulping. *g*
Every time I read an al fresco sex scene now I keep imagining the squelch. LOL!