'Story Titles' meme (aka poking the muse) + GIP

[darkhavens]

Gakked from winterlive and lostgirlslair.

Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot.

Hopefully this will lure my muses out of the opium den they have constructed in my hindbrain. *crosses toes*

Icon made by me, fully shareable for credit, plus a comment would be nice. :D

Also, tweaked and brighter layout due to bizarre lj coding incident. *is still trembling from the panic attack*

Comments

Harry Potter and the Misplaced Virginity

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

"Great wibbling wizards, Harry, you're not supposed to have a hymen back there!"

Remus threw a horrifed glance at Draco, who put on his best, most innocent expression. It was ruined almost immediately by Harry's next words.

"Draco thought it would be a novel way of bringing you into our little family, something about popping cherries and first blood and all that." He wiggled his arse invitingly, just laughing when Remus groaned. " I told you not to buy him that DVD player for Christmas; he's maxed out three credit cards at Amazon already. You should probably be glad I haven't shown him how to download porn!"

~~~

Pft indeed...

Re: Harry Potter and the Misplaced Virginity

[literati.livejournal.com]

bwah! omgcrack!

I eeet!

Re: Harry Potter and the Misplaced Virginity

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

With a title like that it hadda be crack!

*smooches*