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winterlive and lostgirlslair.
Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot.
Hopefully this will lure my muses out of the opium den they have constructed in my hindbrain. *crosses toes*
Icon made by me, fully shareable for credit, plus a comment would be nice. :D
Also, tweaked and brighter layout due to bizarre lj coding incident. *is still trembling from the panic attack*
winterlive and lostgirlslair.Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot.
Hopefully this will lure my muses out of the opium den they have constructed in my hindbrain. *crosses toes*
Icon made by me, fully shareable for credit, plus a comment would be nice. :D
Also, tweaked and brighter layout due to bizarre lj coding incident. *is still trembling from the panic attack*
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on 2006-08-11 05:45 am (UTC)Title: Subtleties We Find
Fandom: Supernatural (duh)
Pairing: Sam/Dean (duh *g*)
Themey: Sex (not necessarily explicit); Schmangst (angst ending in schmoop, not necessarily sugary); not in a motel room
-/+ 1000wds
Ta-Da!
Best of luck. And total free pass if this does nothing for you, in the end. ;D
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Subtleties We Find
on 2006-08-11 07:10 am (UTC)Methinks I do too, now the panic attack has subsided. *g*
Okay, this story would be -
It takes Dean almost two weeks to realise he's being pampered, and sneakily at that.
Almost before he's even realised he's hungry, Sam's rubbing his stomach and starting to whine about being starved and 'can we stop now? Please, for the love of God, you just drove past an IHOP!'
When he's tired, Sam starts yawning and flopping about and moaning how the car just isn't designed for the comfort of legs as long as his so can Dean please pull off at the next exit and find a cheap motel already?
Dean's had more in transit blowjobs in the last fourteen days than he's had in the previous fourteen years, and he hasn't had to ask for one of them.
And yet none of these things are what clues him in. What finally brings his pampered state to his attention are the nondescript bottles wrapped in a towel and tucked under the back of the driver's seat, oh-so-casually.
They've been low on cash, saving where they can for the past month, waiting for the next batch of credit cards to kick in. They've been reduced to using the cheapest brand of everything - washing powder, toiletries, soap etc - and the itching and dryness and overall discomfort has been driving Dean slowly but surely insane.
And Sam isn't supposed to know. Sensitive skin just doesn't fit with the image Dean has cultivated for so long and so hard that it's as real as his leather jacket now, and yet here are bottles of his favourite products in all their unobtrusively expensive glory.
The bottles aren't full, and Dean could almost believe he'd tossed them into the back of the car at some point and forgotten about them, if it weren't for the box of hypo-allaergenic soap powder behind them. So he knows Sam's poured out just a little from each bottle, just enough to make Dean think he must have used them before and not remembered that he'd stashed them there.
Dean's kind of impressed and also pissed, not to mention curious about where Sam got the money for this. He's also slightly worried about how deep into his head Sam can actually see with his freaky-ass, ever-changing bag of tricks. But he's also horny, and it's been a while since he's had the chance to test the springs in the backseat of the Impala.
"Hey, Sammy, come back here. There's something you need to take care of for me..."
And that was not so much a summary as an unfleshed out ficlet. Not so much a 'might-have-been' and more of a 'sorta-is'. Huh.
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on 2006-08-13 11:42 pm (UTC)And that was not so much a summary as an unfleshed out ficlet. Not so much a 'might-have-been' and more of a 'sorta-is'. Huh.
Whatever it is, I like it. Concept, primarily, then the details you've already rendered to fit into the concept. Dean with sensitive skin- heh, excellent. And Sam, seeing to all Dean's needs- and needing to pamper.
:D Yaye.
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on 2006-08-14 07:04 pm (UTC)I really can see Dean having sensitive skin and it being this huge secret because it doesn't fit with his image and him not actually mentioning Sam's pampering because that will mean talking out loud about this thing he's hidden all these years. So, he just takes advantage of the situation until Sam wises up and bites him in the middle of an in car blowjob, at which point Dean threatens to skin him alive for endangering the Impala! :D
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on 2006-08-16 10:13 pm (UTC)If this ever turns into something, lemme kno. If not ...I enjoyed the concept, lots. Just a lot of great potential nuance- character and relationship- to delve into.
(hee) I hart Dean working the situation to full advantage. And Sam wising up just in time. And OMGZ, *never* endanger the Impala! ;D
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on 2006-08-11 06:30 am (UTC)Title: Harry Potter and the Misplaced Virginity.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Remus.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Oh so wrong.
Harry Potter and the Misplaced Virginity
on 2006-08-11 07:20 am (UTC)Remus threw a horrifed glance at Draco, who put on his best, most innocent expression. It was ruined almost immediately by Harry's next words.
"Draco thought it would be a novel way of bringing you into our little family, something about popping cherries and first blood and all that." He wiggled his arse invitingly, just laughing when Remus groaned. " I told you not to buy him that DVD player for Christmas; he's maxed out three credit cards at Amazon already. You should probably be glad I haven't shown him how to download porn!"
Pft indeed...
Re: Harry Potter and the Misplaced Virginity
on 2006-08-12 12:54 am (UTC)I eeet!
Re: Harry Potter and the Misplaced Virginity
on 2006-08-12 01:20 am (UTC)*smooches*
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on 2006-08-11 07:00 am (UTC)Hmmm... I remember 'All is Calm in Atlantis' - where they celebarted their first Christmas - and Carson kissed McKay under the mistletoe - after he had unfortunately eaten a lemon! The CPR bit was interesting to say the least - I didn't know Sheppard had it in him - the whole 'bitch' fight between him and Carson was priceless!
Do love the icon honey!! And see!! I made one out of the lovelies you displayed the other day - first attempt - hopefully I didn't screw it up too bad - total credit to you, honey!
*Hugs...*
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on 2006-08-11 07:24 am (UTC)And hee! You've done my job for me! You're supposed to give me a title and a pairing and maybe a detail or two so I can write a summary of sorts about the story that I pretend wrote with that title. (Though the thought of John and Carson in a bitch fight over Rodney is very very amusing. *g*)
Wanna try again? Scroll up to the previous two replies to see what I mean. ;)
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on 2006-08-11 07:35 am (UTC)Glad you like the icon - had fun making it! Feel free to gak, if ya want! *loves*...
Sorry 'bout that! I'm a total idiot (the dork bit is actually a GOOD thing!) - here it goes...
TITLE: And the Snark Award Goes To...
FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
PAIRING: McKay/Sheppard
RATING: PG13
WARNING: Language, snark... McKay's motor mouth, of course...
WORDS:500
Better? *Laughs...* I left ya something to work with this time! And I figured I better keep it at the same fandom and a somewhat similar pairing - to be fair...
Tho... If ya wrote the other - I REALLY wouldn't bitch too hard! *Bats lashes...*
*Adores you...*
And the Snark Award Goes To...
on 2006-08-12 12:17 am (UTC)This is the third ficlet in my 'The Last Outpost' series.
Part one: 'Famous Last Words'
Five years ago they received the final transmission from the SGC -
Ori victorious.
Daedalus lost.
Earth 'gate to self-destruct in 30 seconds.
Remember us.
Part two: 'Toxic Avenger'
Four years ago Sergeant Maria Sehgal was cornered and drained of an estimated twenty five years of life. It proved to be turning point of the war.
Maria was infected with the herpes zoster virus - she had shingles - and, by some comically cosmic twist of fate, the virus mutated in the Wraith who had attacked her and spread like wildfire through the rest of the Hive.
They finally had a weapon - a simple human virus. Only Carson wasn't amused by the irony.
Part three: 'And the Snark Award Goes To...'
After a full year of Wraith-free Pegasus Galaxy living, Kate and Elizabeth put their heads together and came up with an idea for an awards ceremony, meant to be the first of many, the beginning of a new Atlantean tradition.
There were awards for -
'Most Productive Off-World Team' - Lorne's team won that for finding what was possibly the only planet in the galaxy covered in a cocoa-coffee hybid shrub.
'Most Innovative Use of Ancient Tech' - Radek took that one for his super-secret, visible-to-all still, utilising the colourful bubbling pipes in the hallway just outside his secondary lab.
And there were other awards, including some that made their way into the suggestion box Elizabeth had placed beside the mess hall doors.
Elizabeth, John and Rodney presided over the presentation ceremony. The final award of the evening - so timed because everyone knew he'd never shut up about it long enough to carry on giving awards to other people - was one that had been a totally unanimous vote, as well as a totally secret one.
"And the Snark Award Goes To..."
Re: And the Snark Award Goes To...
on 2006-08-12 04:22 am (UTC)*Hugs you tightly...*
*Covers you in sloppy kisses for the fantastic goodie!!!*
Re: And the Snark Award Goes To...
on 2006-08-14 07:05 pm (UTC)It was fun. :D
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on 2006-08-11 09:17 am (UTC)Fandom: Buffy/Angel
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: G - NC-17.
Warnings : humour
Old age and treachery always wins over youth and skill
on 2006-08-12 12:20 am (UTC)Spike cheats. *g*
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on 2006-08-11 11:06 am (UTC)Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Involves CPR.
:D
Coming Up for Air
on 2006-08-12 12:33 am (UTC)This is a story about their third haunted lake in two months, wherein Dean gets over-confident about his and Sam's ability to banish the spirit that is pulling swimmers under and trapping them beneath submerged dead trees on the lake floor.
There isn't one spirit, there are three, and it's only Sam's quick reflexes and his still unharnessed abilities that stand between Dean and death.
And yet it's Sam who ends up having the life breathed back into him by his soaking wet, infuriated brother, after he takes a final dive into the depths to free the last of the trapped souls.
Re: Coming Up for Air
on 2006-08-12 02:14 am (UTC)Aw, that is lovely. CPR is high on my Season 2 wish list. *g*
I was originally going to ask for NC-17 coughblowjobcough but changed my mind. ;)
Re: Coming Up for Air
on 2006-08-14 07:15 pm (UTC)CPR is now on my S2 wishlist! That would be so
hotprettyslashyeducational to watch. ;)Blowjob woulda been good too, but you know they prolly traded bjs anyway, right, after Dean made Sam rinse his mouth out with mouthwash cos that lake water was foul, man! Plus, he really likes that tingly burny sensation on his cock from the mouthwash and Sam owes him that for saving his stupid life! ;)
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on 2006-08-11 04:28 pm (UTC)Title: Lies My Sire Told Me
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: NC-17 (what is this thing called 'G'?)
Warnings : Whatever tickles your muse enough to wake her up
Pretty new layout! Easier on my tired old eyes. *g*
Lies My Sire Told Me
on 2006-08-12 12:48 am (UTC)Hmm, this one was suposed to be a rather humorous vamp!Xander tale, but my muse went insane and presented me with a (slightly AU) post-NFA bunny, wherein Spike has to come to terms with how Angel belittled and dismissed him after he returned from the dead in the amulet.
After the final showdown, which destroys six square blocks of LA, Xander is sent to scout out any survivors and finally finds Spike living in the basement of a library. And then he has to convince Spike that the Council don't and never did want him dead.
Life goes on as normal in the rest of LA and the world, but on those six blocks of rubble, Spike and Xander find love and a way to co-exist. ;)
Re: Lies My Sire Told Me
on 2006-08-12 01:07 am (UTC)Thanks, sweetie! *smooch*
Re: Lies My Sire Told Me
on 2006-08-12 01:12 am (UTC)Re: Lies My Sire Told Me
on 2006-08-12 01:36 am (UTC)Ah, the wayward muses. Gotta love 'em. And tap them firmly on the nose sometimes. ;)
Re: Lies My Sire Told Me
on 2006-08-14 07:21 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2006-08-11 04:39 pm (UTC)Title: The Unwilling Voyeur
Fandom: SGA
Pairings, Characters: McKay/Sheppard, Ronon
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: For the hot man-luvin' gayness... *fans self* Is it hot in here?
The Unwilling Voyeur
on 2006-08-12 01:02 am (UTC)Ronon doesn't quite know how to tell them that they're not as discreet, or quiet, as they think they are. Seven years of listening for every tiny sound, of checking the air for every molecule of scent, leaves him hyperaware of everything around him, including the two men in the tent ten feet to his left who are having sex as quietly as they can, he supposes, which sadly isn't quiet enough for him to mistake the slip-slick-slide of flesh in flesh, or the broken airless gasps of completion.
He doesn't know how to tell them that he hears them, that the sounds make him ache from seven years of enforced solitude and solitary touches. So he sits, and listens, tries not to breathe too deeply, and hopes they can find what they need in each other. He thinks they fit together well.
Re: The Unwilling Voyeur
on 2006-08-13 12:10 am (UTC)*tackles darkhavens*
You are my hero! Oh my god, I will worship you. Sorry, stuck with me now. That was so great, but you didn't just crank out something simple, like, there was sad subtext to it. You rock!
Re: The Unwilling Voyeur
on 2006-08-14 07:30 pm (UTC)I haven't actually written Ronon before, and I had no clue this was what would happen when I did, but I'm very happy with it, and I'm very happy that you're very happy with it. :D
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on 2006-08-11 11:03 pm (UTC)Grieving Beautifully
on 2006-08-12 01:17 am (UTC)And then he watches them grieve and becomes a little obsessed with seing how much they loved him, and Spike is a wonderfully indulgent Sire, visiting them all and reporting back on how heartbroken they are to have lost him so unexpectedly, and so horrifically. (Fire? Car off a bridge into water? I'm undecided, but it would be spectacular! *g*)
And then when Spike says it's time to move away and get on with their unlives together, vamp!Xander goes through his own form of demonic grief.
;)
Re: Grieving Beautifully
on 2006-08-12 01:49 am (UTC)Re: Grieving Beautifully
on 2006-08-14 07:48 pm (UTC)Thanks! *smooch*
Re: Grieving Beautifully
on 2006-08-14 10:09 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2006-08-12 04:22 am (UTC)Title: The Twinkie Conspiracy.
Pairing: McShep.
Rating: NC-17.
The Twinkie Conspiracy
on 2006-08-14 08:14 pm (UTC)He's tried cold shower treatments, randomized low-grade electrical shocks from various pieces of Ancient equipment, including doors, taps, toilets, (at least until Elizabeth put a stop to it) and even used the threat of Ronon on one or two of the more recaltricant marines.
He is seriously contemplating manufacturing a fake ZPM meltdown when John arrives at his door carrying a suspicious looking package and looking way too pleased with himself.
"I hear there's something you want, McKay. Maybe we can come to-" John wiggles his eyebrows meaningfully. "-some kind of arrangement."
Rodney scowls.
"What's in the box, Colonel?"
"Oh, I think you know what's in the box, Rodney. The question is, what'll you give me for them?"
Re: The Twinkie Conspiracy
on 2006-08-15 02:10 am (UTC)I think this drabble thingy wants to become a fic. It tolded me so.
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