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This was written as comment fic in a [livejournal.com profile] yin_again's journal and, as appearances from my muses have been scarcer than hens' teeth, I figured I'd better make that flash of inspiration count. So here it is. :D

Author: darkhavens
Title: How SG-1 Found Out About Rodney's Tattoo
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Prompt: #040 - Drink - in my [livejournal.com profile] slash_100 Big Damn McShep Table
Rating: PG
Words: 253
Spoilers: Tiny passing mention of events in 3x04.
Feedback/Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Rodney spends some time at the SGC and shares a little more than he planned to.
Notes: In answer to the 'Five Things' meme, [livejournal.com profile] yin_again wrote several sets, including one entitled 'Five ways SG-1 folk figure out that John's claimed Rodney for himself (whether Rodney knows it or not)'. #3 was a tattoo. A bunny bit.



Although Rodney has developed a tolerance for Russian vodka (the stuff you can actually use as rocket fuel in a pinch), Radek's most potent and unnervingly bluish brew, and can down Athosian ale like it's water and drink his body weight in whisky without passing out or throwing up even once, he has a teeny tiny problem with rum - two shots and he's a very friendly drunk, and he completely loses what few filters he usually has in place between his over-active brain and his equally active mouth.

To be fair, he hadn't meant to flash the tattoo. He was actually trying to show off his arrow scar while telling the heroic tale of 'How we saved Ronon from the hunt - again', but his pants slipped a little bit lower than he meant them to and there it was in all its glory.

Someone noticed, of course. He did try to lie, but Sam was there (and there's a point there where he kinda freaked out because Samantha Carter was looking at his ass!) and she could read enough to be able to figure out that it said 'Property of John Sheppard' in tiny Ancient glyphs in a neat little ring around a colourful Naquadah molecule.

Rodney wakes up the next morning, half on top of John, with absolutely no memory of anything past the second round of 'thank God we're still alive' drinks in Sam's lab, but with an impending sense of doom that he knows better than to ignore.


on 2006-09-02 01:53 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] cleito.livejournal.com
Ha! That was my 'Five Things' that yin answered! *pets the bunny* Nice!

*feeds the bunny* Prequel?!? C'mon, how did John get that tattoo on Rodney's ass? Was it before or after they started sleeping together? Hrm?

on 2006-09-03 01:55 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] amydalena75.livejournal.com
this fic is funny :D I agree with cleito a prequel about the tattoo would be nice. pretty please :D

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Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com - on 2006-09-03 02:49 am (UTC) - Expand

on 2006-09-03 02:46 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
It was a wonderful idea for a list of five things! And Yin's answers were of course bunnificent. ;)

I think I might be able to come up with a prequel at some point. I want to know how John got Rodney to go through with it and what exactly it cost him. *g*

I'm pretty sure it was after they started sleeping together, though I wouldn't put it past John to promise something extra special, sexually speaking, to get rodney to agree. :P

on 2006-09-02 01:55 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dr-dredd.livejournal.com
Poor Rodney. He dosen't have enough filters in place to begin with -- he really shouldn't be doing anything to damage them further. ;-)

on 2006-09-03 02:50 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
So true! And I'm sure he'll never touch rum again - until the next time. *g*

Thanks!

on 2006-09-02 02:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] melagan.livejournal.com
Very nice. Funny and sweet and impending doom Yay

on 2006-09-03 02:52 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks!

I'm sure Rodney could recognise the feeling of impending doom in his sleep, but he usually has at least a clue why. *g*

on 2006-09-02 02:14 am (UTC)
tabaqui: (geeksbyliterati)
Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
Heeeeeeeeeeee!!
Wheeee! Yay!
:)
Luff.

on 2006-09-03 02:52 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thankee! :D

on 2006-09-02 03:29 am (UTC)
ext_970: (carson)
Posted by [identity profile] tazzles.livejournal.com
Good one! The tatt sounds nice. I wouldn't mind seeing it myself.

on 2006-09-03 02:53 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks! I'd like to see the tat my self - in situ. ;)

on 2006-09-02 04:02 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] bloodygoodgirl.livejournal.com
That is awesome beyond belief.

'How we saved Ronon from the hunt - again', Hee.

on 2006-09-03 02:58 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you! I think Rodney would be a wonderfully amusing storyteller when drunk. And just imagining the gleeful grin makes me happy.:D

on 2006-09-02 04:11 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com
Oh man. I love you. Your fics are so crazy in the best way with the John/Rodney goodness.

on 2006-09-03 02:58 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you! They inspire the crazy. :D

on 2006-09-02 04:38 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] shara50.livejournal.com
Very fun, poor Rodney.

on 2006-09-03 02:59 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you! Poor Rodney indeed. I'm wondering how long it was after the tattoo that he could sit down properly. *g*

on 2006-09-02 07:12 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] seikaitsukimizu.livejournal.com
Of course it would be Sam who noticed. Poor Rodney...he really shouldn't drink the whisky. On the other hand, you have to ask what the hell John did so that Rodney wasn't bitching about the needle on his ass during the tattooing...or afterward.

on 2006-09-03 03:02 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks!

And that's a very god question - one I may have to answer quite soon. Because to convince Rodney to bend over for something like that John must have offered something very compelling. *g*

on 2006-09-02 09:37 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] sonadorita.livejournal.com
Poor Rodney!

But a lovely fic :D

on 2006-09-03 03:03 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks!

Rodney is going to go mad wondering what he did. *g*

on 2006-09-02 11:58 am (UTC)
ext_11979: (Rodney see stupid people by amnellwyvern)
Posted by [identity profile] suki-blue.livejournal.com
Heeheehee!! I wanna see that tat.

Fab, hon!!! MORE!!

on 2006-09-03 03:04 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
I wanna see it too - right where it's supposed to be. ;)

Thankee!

There may be more - I want to know how John got Rodney to go through with it. *g*

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on 2006-09-02 12:10 pm (UTC)
ext_6732: (mizz_destiny-McShep)
Posted by [identity profile] kitty-poker1.livejournal.com
LOL! You so need to tell the story of the getting of the tat. And John's reaction to it becoming public knowledge. *g*

on 2006-09-03 03:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
You so need to tell the story of the getting of the tat.

That seems to be the census. And I want to know how John persuaded him to go through with it so... ;)

And John's reaction? Ooh, I hadn't thought of that. *ponders*

Prequel and sequel maybe. :D

Thankee!

on 2006-09-02 12:43 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] bethynyc.livejournal.com
*snerk* I'd love to know how he got the tattoo in the first place as well, but this stands on it's own so very well! Thank you for writing it!

on 2006-09-03 03:07 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you!

There might be a prequel along shortly. I want to know just as much as everyone else! *g*

on 2006-09-02 02:51 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ailurophile6.livejournal.com
heh...just had to post something with this icon I made a while ago LOL

we are definitely on the same wavelength :)

on 2006-09-03 03:08 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO! The perfect icon! Thanks!

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Posted by [identity profile] ailurophile6.livejournal.com - on 2006-09-03 04:15 am (UTC) - Expand

on 2006-09-02 08:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] torakowalski.livejournal.com
*giggles* Poor Rodney.

on 2006-09-03 03:09 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks!

*pencils in a tattoo on your icon* ;)

on 2006-09-02 09:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] shiny-starlight.livejournal.com
*sniggers maniacally*

That is SO something John would do.

on 2006-09-03 03:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks! And yes it is. He's sneaky under all that charm. *g*

on 2006-09-02 11:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] batmanvinnie.livejournal.com
*giggles*
Oh how I loved that. You rock!

on 2006-09-03 03:10 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you! :D

on 2006-09-03 01:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darsnape-dracul.livejournal.com
If you give me the structure of the Naquadah, and allow me to botch the glyphs, or give me a sample, I'll draw the tatt for you. . .
What can I say, I like the story and your description of the alcohol was very sweet.

on 2006-09-03 02:24 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Wow! Thanks. :D

Naquadah doesn't exist so finding a diagram of the structure? not gonna happen. So I decided to fake it. *g* (I'm not even going to tell you how many pages I had open of chemical compounds, molecule diagrams, periodic tables etc etc). This is the kind of thing I'm thinking of - nice and colourful, but not too complicated. ;)

Image

As for the glyphs - there's a set here for public viewing and a downloadable font here (http://www.omniglot.com/writing/ancients.htm). (I used it in my header!)

BWA-HAHAHAAAA!!!

on 2006-09-03 02:37 am (UTC)
ext_834: (All Hail The Genius)
Posted by [identity profile] krysalys.livejournal.com
*falls over laughing*
Oh, this was exquisite! *laughs harder* Now I gotta know what the reactions were!
Hee!
-----}-@

Re: BWA-HAHAHAAAA!!!

on 2006-09-03 03:11 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you!

I'm starting to get curious myself, but first I think I need to know exactly how John talked Rodney into it. ;)

on 2006-09-03 06:33 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] divineway.livejournal.com
I'm surprised no one has made the tat manip yet!

This was great! I'd love a prequel and a morning after scene.

on 2006-09-05 03:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks! The prequel is taking root in my head and the sequel is sure to follow. :D

As for the manip - I'm tempted to have a go myself. *g*

on 2006-09-04 01:46 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] literati.livejournal.com
hee!

very cute.

on 2006-09-05 03:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
fankoo! *smooch*

on 2006-09-04 05:36 am (UTC)
ext_979: (sheppard)
Posted by [identity profile] saba1789.livejournal.com
Hee, funny. Thanks for writing and sharing this :-) .

on 2006-09-05 03:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks! :D

on 2006-09-05 02:57 am (UTC)
ext_840: john and rodney, paperwork (Default)
Posted by [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/tesserae_/
I'm really enjoying the thought of Rodney with his pants halfway down that gorgeous ass...the tattoo sounds cute too!

on 2006-09-05 03:04 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks!

It is a gorgeous ass, isn't it? We should all be lucky enough to get a glimpse of it, with tat. *g*

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