I want anniversary porn!

[darkhavens]

Tomorrow, Friday 18th November, is my second Spanderversary. It's been an unbelievable two years since I discovered slash and Spander with one fortuitous click of the mouse here at LJ.

I think that deserves some sort of celebratory porn fest, so, porn me!

Link me to the hottest porny Spander you've ever read, write me comment porn - whatever, I'm easy. I just want porn! :D

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[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Um... silk ties, lost luggage, caramel sauce. :D

[piratepurple.livejournal.com]

Xander scrabbled through his carry-on bag, getting more and more frustrated by the second. He had the suit he had been wearing on the plane, but he hadn't worn a tie. His ties were in the luggage that had gone to Toledo instead of Seattle. He sat down on the bed with his head in his hands.

"Spike, I can't go to the conference without a tie, and I have to be there in fifteen minutes. What am I going to do?"

"You could wear one of these." Spike pulled a silk tie out of the sex toy bag. He had insisted bringing it as a carry-on, much to Xander's mortification, and the amusement of the guards running the X-ray machine. Then he pulled out another, and again, four all told.

"Spike, those are four of my best ties! What were they doing in the sex toy bag?" Xander picked the deep blue one that reminded him of Spike's eyes, and began to tie it around his neck.

"Well, pet, remember last saturday when I put the blindfold on you," Spike put his arms around Xander and whispered into his ear, "and stripped you." Spike spun Xander around to face him. "And tied you to the bed." Spike nuzzled Xander's neck, "and covered you in caramel sauce, and spent hours licking it off?"

Xander shivered as Spike's lips moved against his pulse point, the whisper of breath making his hair stand on end. "Oh god, Spike, not now! I can't go to this thing a walking hard-on!"

Spike chuckled at that. "Let's see what we can do about that." He slid sensuously down Xander's body, to his knees.

Xander looked down, at Spike undoing his pants, and thought that he would have to be late. Very late.
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Happy Anniversary! *hugs*

[tabaqui]

Wheeeeeeee!!
Lovely stuff.
:)

[piratepurple.livejournal.com]

Thankee! :)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Heee! Thank you!

literati is the one who infected me with tie kink. This hits the button square on. :D

[piratepurple.livejournal.com]

*grins and tips invisible hat* Glad I could oblige!

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[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

Yes, but does Xander get to use one of the ties? Does he remember to get dressed? Wearing a tie still tied to one's ankle isn't the best thing at a confrence, is it?

I'm just figuring that somewhere along the way the ties are getting put in to use again before Xander gets out the door. And that eh'll be a walking hard-on pretty much whenever he uses those ties now. :-)

fun stuff!

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[tsavoritegarnet.livejournal.com]

Yes, but does Xander get to use one of the ties? Does he remember to get dressed? Wearing a tie still tied to one's ankle isn't the best thing at a confrence, is it?

I'm just figuring that somewhere along the way the ties are getting put in to use again before Xander gets out the door. And that eh'll be a walking hard-on pretty much whenever he uses those ties now. :-)

fun stuff!