'Mistaken Identity' 4x100 words, for slashthedrabble challenge #34 - That's Just Wrong

[darkhavens]

Author: darkhavens
Title: Mistaken Identity
Pairing: Mulder/Krycek of The X Files
Rating: 18+
Words: 400
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: For literati, and because it was such a silly bunny I couldn't resist.



Mistaken Identity

"God, you are such a slut! Wider...wider... Yes! So deep... Buried in you. Oh yeah, you love it don't you, bitch?"

Assistant Director Skinner stared at the door of Mulder's office.

"So hot... wet... tight... ah! God, yes! You're such an eager slut. Just... just... just... Aaah!"

The papers in his hand crumpled as Skinner turned away. He'd call and tell Mulder to come and collect them himself.

Bypassing the elevator, he slipped into the stairwell, trying to figure out if they'd been sleeping together before he'd split up the partnership. Mulder and Scully? That just seemed so very wrong.

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Scully paused in the corridor outside Mulder's office when she heard the first groan. One hand was on the doorknob and the other was reaching for her gun when she suddenly figured out what she was hearing.

"Oh yeah! Harder! Yes! Just like... Oh! Oh God, yeah... S...Skinner...Want you! Yes! Right there!"

Mouth open and brain scrambling for alternative explanations, Scully backed away, stopping only when her spine was pressed against the opposing wall.

She'd had absolutely no idea that something like this was going on right under her nose. Mulder and Skinner? That was just wrong. Unbelievable.

She fled.

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Krycek swallowed hard around the head of Mulder's cock, enjoying the slight pain of the hands fisted in his hair, and the razor's edge feel of almost choking on the flesh in his throat. He swallowed again and then slowly eased back.

"That was... Wow. You were right. The threat of discovery really is a thrill."

"Yeah. Now why the hell did you call out 'Skinner' while I was blowing you? Please don't tell me you and he...?"

"What? No! I was trying to say how jealous he'd be if he knew. He wants your ass."

"That's just wrong."

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After a time, people in the building began to notice things - the way that Assistant Director Skinner seemed to study Scully when she wasn't looking; the way that Dana Scully watched Skinner like a hawk. Most people thought it was cute that they were so totally into each other, but wished they'd get a clue and move on from just watching their sweetheart from afar. Some even went so far as to drop hints that were never picked up, and they wondered how two such intelligent people could be so dumb. They never figured out how wrong they really were.

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Comments

[literati.livejournal.com]

Awww babe!

Gods did I need something good to read after what I've just read!

::clings::

thanks sweetie, you lifted my spirits

::smooches::

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

When I go to *that* bit of the book I was so glad I'd written you MK porn to cher you up when you got back online. *g*

*smooch*

Thankee. :D