Naked people everywhere!

[darkhavens]

As some of you know, I work retail in a tiny convenience store in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere, Devon, England. Wednesday nights are the bane of my week because they are, as a rule, OMG-kill-me-now boring. B.O.R.I.N.G. And from 5pm to 8pm, today followed that pattern faithfully.

And then the football (soccer) team came in, wanting to buy candy. All young, all buff, all rather pretty. And all of them stark bollock naked. I kid you not.

They were all polite, some shyer than others, (However could I tell? ;) and one of them even apologised, at which point I told him I'd seen weirder things in the shop. He laughed.

I'm still grinning.

(But I am going to be so disappointed if they don't turn up again next Wednesday. *g*)

Comments

[vichan.livejournal.com]

WOAH. O.O

I'm guessing you don't have a 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' policy?

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

This! You totally stole my question. :)

Srsly tho...naked people in shops? Sounds a bit dodgy. Fun, but dodgy.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

They were very polite, not drunk, and very very pretty. :D But if they'd tried to start trouble, I totally could have taken them. *g*

[literati.livejournal.com]

I totally could have taken them.

Each and every one.. :D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

:P

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

I'm sure management will be putting one in place any time now. *g*

Honestly, if there had been other customers in the shop, I would have shooed them out and offered to get their candy for them, but it was very quiet, and the only two other people in there were people who would appreciate the view. ;)

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

TAKE PICTURES DAMMIT!!!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

hee! We're not allowed to have our mobile phones up at the tills or I would have been snapping away. The security system surely got some good shots but I don't have the codes to access the files and make copis. Dammit. *G*

[lonelybrit]

It's moments like these that restore my faith in life in general, someone/something out there has a naughty sense of humour and I highly approve :)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Yes! *is gleeful* :D

[outsideth3box.livejournal.com]

It reminds me of those Improv Everywhere events, heheh.

To much fun.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

LOL! Very much fun, though I did behave myself. I didn't even try to touch. *g*

[saifai.livejournal.com]

Now if that subject line doesn't catch your attention, naked soccer players sure will.

Wow. Not sure if I'd have been able to keep my eyes above the belt there.

Maybe next time ask for pictures? *looks hopeful*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm trying to figure out how to get access to the sedcurity system so I can grab the clips or snatch stills. :P

I didn't even try to keep my eyes above the belt. (They were all holding their family jewels very tightly. Hee!)

[literati.livejournal.com]

Naked football players? *dead*

They have the best bods. *woes at lack of eye candy*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

So pretty! Young, and lithe, and NEKKID! *gloats*

[tabaqui]

Okay, *awesome*.

But *why* were they naked? Is it tradition? A dare? What?

And hell yeah - pictures! Heeeee.

:)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

I did not ask why they were naked, for I did not care why they were naked, I was just very very happy that they were. *g*

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!

dude. you are luuuuuucky. I heartily approve.

:D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

I never have this kind of luck usually. That amount of pretty nekkidity probably used up all my luck for the rest of the decade. *g*

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

Here's hoping they do show up and that you take a camera! *laughs*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Amen! I shall make a point to stick one in my pocket every day for at least a week! (Or until I forget, whichever comes first. *g*)

[salice89.livejournal.com]

How old are these guys? And where can I get an application to work there? *grin*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

They were in their early twenties. *happy sigh*

I would mail you an application form, but I think it might be a bit of a commute. *g*

[salice89.livejournal.com]

Early twenties? In their prime then. Good. Then I wouldn't feel like a pervert gawking at them and the commute might be worth it.

[franklymydear.livejournal.com]

That is awesome. If there's gotta be a rush, well, pretty naked boys aren't a bad way to go!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

damn right. *g*

When I think of all the fugly that could have walked in naked, I was so very lucky to get the pretties. :D

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Like candy. :D

[twilightofmagic.livejournal.com]

Jeez, some people get all the luck. You whipped your cell phone and took a vid, right? Looking forward to your nekkid footballer vid. C'mon. You owe it. Not sure what for, but I want the visuals ;-)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

LOL! I wish. I'm currently trying to figure out a way to get the security footage off the password protected system and onto disc. *g*

[gingerpig.livejournal.com]

So maybe we can get them for Horbling next year if the Welsh rugby team is unavailable? *g*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they'd be up for it. *g*

[lyonza.livejournal.com]

I am SO jealous :) YAYS for nekkid soccer players!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Yay indeed. *g*

It's these unexpected high points that keep me going back to retail hell day after day. ;)

[princess-s.livejournal.com]

Holy crap!! A nekkid footy team! A polite nekkid footy team! Well damn...don't suppose you have CCTV footage?

I'm suddenly feeling rather optimistic about getting the Welsh rugby team in the hot-tub at Horbling now :P

Oh and thanks so much for the links that you emailed me, I'll be perusing through them this weekend *fingers crossed*

And I've been thinking on the McShep I promised you, is there anything special you want it to include? I should say upfront I can't write porn, I fail *hangs head in shame*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

We do have a security system but it's password protected and I don't have access. *plots*

You don't fail! ^^^pets^^^

I will read just about any genre if it's McShep, from the fluffiest fluff to the porniest porn to the most painful H/C, and everything in between.

Having them coping with babies or children always makes me grin, whether the sprogs are their own or just borrowed. But honestly, I'm easy. *g*

Enjoy your reading! I've already hooked one other person on the Keira crack. And I'm halfway through the series again myself. LOL!

[suki-blue.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE THE BEST JOB EVER!!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

It does have its high points. *g*

[vampiegirl.livejournal.com]

Hmmm! Must visit Devon.