'Sunday, Bloody Sundae', two for [profile] open_on_sunday challenge #129 Sunday/Sundae

Sep. 14th, 2005 02:19 am
darkhavens: (b!v!x [literati])
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Author: darkhavens
Title: Sunday, Bloody Sundae
Pairing: Spike/Xander and Dru of Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for grue
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: The continuing past and future adventures of baby!vamp!Xander.



Ding Dong Bell

Xander snatched Spike's pillow out from beneath his head, holding it over his face and ears in an attempt to muffle the bells. Church bells, three sets, all within two blocks of their present lair in a grungy, cheap motel. All ringing out discordant Sunday morning hallelujahs. It was enough to make a baby vampire cry.

"Spiiike!"

Spike, who had woken when his head bounced off the mattress, rolled onto his side and eyed his pillow.

"I know, luv. But we're only here for another couple of days. Once we're done we'll have ourselves some fun eating the bell ringers."



Just Like Cherries

Dru insisted they let her serve them breakfast in bed, but they weren't expecting bloody ice cream sundaes.

She carried the tray high with pompous ceremony betrayed by giggles, and presented it with a flourish that almost tipped the whole lot over.

Xander took one sniff and recognised the blood as Willow's, applauding Dru's inventiveness with glee.

"I looked and looked but I couldn't find cherries, not even the heartless ones they keep in little glass prisons. The sauce was easy; the sprinkles are chocolate chips, the Kitten's favourites, but the cherries… Eyeballs pop between your teeth just the same."




NEXT

on 2005-09-14 01:30 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] literati.livejournal.com
mwuahah! Love the last one. Sure, whiny Xan is cute, but 'there's nothing wrong with using someone's eyes as cherries' Dru is just fab!

on 2005-09-14 01:32 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
POP! *g*

Thanks, sweetie. Dru is fun! :D

on 2005-09-14 02:15 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] werewindle.livejournal.com
Hehehe I love loony Dru.

(although I'm starting to wonder about myself. When you find the comparison between eyeball and cherry squishing funny...)

on 2005-09-19 03:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! Dru does that to people. She's a wonderful combination of aaaaaaaw and eeeeeeew. *g*

on 2005-09-14 02:20 am (UTC)
seraphcelene: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] seraphcelene
Love Just Like Cherries! It's absolutely gross and totally awesome. Dru, eyeballs and bloody sundae's. Ew!

on 2005-09-19 03:06 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you!

absolutely gross and totally awesome

What a wonderful compliment! :D

on 2005-09-14 02:28 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rayne-y-daze.livejournal.com
Love the breakfast sundaes! I mean, ew, but love 'em! Oh, but eating the bell ringers? Wonderful!

on 2005-09-19 03:07 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks! Who wouldn't enjoy an icecream sundae for breakfast? *g*

on 2005-09-14 02:32 am (UTC)
tabaqui: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
Wheeeeee!!
Your gruesome inventivness is FUN.
:)

on 2005-09-19 03:08 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you! It's fun trying to come up with new ways for them to be gruesome and romantic at the same time. *g*

on 2005-09-14 02:56 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] denied-heaven.livejournal.com
omg lol
that totally made a chill go down my spine, thinking of xander holding a sundae with willow's eyes all staring ar him from the top of it *shudder*
love dru, shes just nuts lol
n the first one was adorable
It was enough to make a baby vampire cry.
aww lol

on 2005-09-19 03:09 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks! Poor baby vampire, having his sleep disturbed by the nasty campanologists. *g*

I love Dru too. She's amazingly fun to write!

on 2005-09-14 02:58 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] batmanvinnie.livejournal.com
Hee hee, squishy eyeballs! I seem to be hearing about squishy eyeballs a lot lately... But cool creepy gross story! I liked it. Dru's mothering was so sweet, yet so creey. Loved it.

on 2005-09-19 03:12 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks! There have been other squishy eyeballs about? *boggles at the thought* I hope this isn't going to be the next 'thing' after fairy!Spike. *g*

on 2005-09-19 03:28 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] batmanvinnie.livejournal.com
Probably not. I was teasing me friend about her squishy eyeballs and their need for laser surgury. its just the way my brain functions.

on 2005-09-14 05:24 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] taruma16.livejournal.com
Whiny Xander is so adorable!!

The second one is really great, gross, but great!!!

on 2005-09-19 03:12 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks! They woke him up, poor love! It's not his fault. *g*

on 2005-09-14 05:37 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] katbcoll.livejournal.com
Once we're done we'll have ourselves some fun eating the bell ringers."

*laughs* Ding, dong, dell. No more ringing bell.

Ooooo bloody sundaes (there goes that U2 song!). *falls over laughing* heartless cherries in glass prisons. Grocery shopping is going to be fun next time, because I'm gonna think of that.

Fun stuff!!

Kat

on 2005-09-19 03:14 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
heartless cherries in glass prisons. Grocery shopping is going to be fun next time, because I'm gonna think of that.

Hee! I'm all for a more entertaining shopping experience. *g* Thanks!

on 2005-09-14 07:55 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] virtualpersonal.livejournal.com
The first one is absolutely hysterical. Whiney Xan and Spike's wonderful solution. The second one... makes me whine and whimper. It's Willow!

on 2005-09-19 03:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! yes, it was Willow, but at least she didn't go to waste! *g*

Spike spoils his childe rotten, doesn't he? ;)

Thanks!

on 2005-09-14 12:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tonicat.livejournal.com
*Giggles* Poor Xander!
and eeeewww for eyeballs!
But I liked these!

on 2005-09-19 03:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks!

Eyeballs are fun to play with, all squishy and gooey. And they do go pop. *g*

on 2005-09-14 02:27 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fanbot.livejournal.com
*Bounces around, clapping her hands* Ohhhhh! More stories for me! More stories for me!

on 2005-09-19 03:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! Glad you enjoyed, sweetie. *g*

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