'Sunday, Bloody Sundae', two for
open_on_sunday challenge #129 Sunday/Sundae
Sep. 14th, 2005 02:19 amAuthor: darkhavens
Title: Sunday, Bloody Sundae
Pairing: Spike/Xander and Dru of Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for grue
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: The continuing past and future adventures of baby!vamp!Xander.
Ding Dong Bell
Xander snatched Spike's pillow out from beneath his head, holding it over his face and ears in an attempt to muffle the bells. Church bells, three sets, all within two blocks of their present lair in a grungy, cheap motel. All ringing out discordant Sunday morning hallelujahs. It was enough to make a baby vampire cry.
"Spiiike!"
Spike, who had woken when his head bounced off the mattress, rolled onto his side and eyed his pillow.
"I know, luv. But we're only here for another couple of days. Once we're done we'll have ourselves some fun eating the bell ringers."
Just Like Cherries
Dru insisted they let her serve them breakfast in bed, but they weren't expecting bloody ice cream sundaes.
She carried the tray high with pompous ceremony betrayed by giggles, and presented it with a flourish that almost tipped the whole lot over.
Xander took one sniff and recognised the blood as Willow's, applauding Dru's inventiveness with glee.
"I looked and looked but I couldn't find cherries, not even the heartless ones they keep in little glass prisons. The sauce was easy; the sprinkles are chocolate chips, the Kitten's favourites, but the cherries… Eyeballs pop between your teeth just the same."
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Title: Sunday, Bloody Sundae
Pairing: Spike/Xander and Dru of Buffy
Rating: NC-17 for grue
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: The continuing past and future adventures of baby!vamp!Xander.
Ding Dong Bell
Xander snatched Spike's pillow out from beneath his head, holding it over his face and ears in an attempt to muffle the bells. Church bells, three sets, all within two blocks of their present lair in a grungy, cheap motel. All ringing out discordant Sunday morning hallelujahs. It was enough to make a baby vampire cry.
"Spiiike!"
Spike, who had woken when his head bounced off the mattress, rolled onto his side and eyed his pillow.
"I know, luv. But we're only here for another couple of days. Once we're done we'll have ourselves some fun eating the bell ringers."
Just Like Cherries
Dru insisted they let her serve them breakfast in bed, but they weren't expecting bloody ice cream sundaes.
She carried the tray high with pompous ceremony betrayed by giggles, and presented it with a flourish that almost tipped the whole lot over.
Xander took one sniff and recognised the blood as Willow's, applauding Dru's inventiveness with glee.
"I looked and looked but I couldn't find cherries, not even the heartless ones they keep in little glass prisons. The sauce was easy; the sprinkles are chocolate chips, the Kitten's favourites, but the cherries… Eyeballs pop between your teeth just the same."
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on 2005-09-14 01:30 am (UTC)♥
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on 2005-09-14 01:32 am (UTC)Thanks, sweetie. Dru is fun! :D
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on 2005-09-14 02:15 am (UTC)(although I'm starting to wonder about myself. When you find the comparison between eyeball and cherry squishing funny...)
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on 2005-09-19 03:05 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2005-09-19 03:06 am (UTC)absolutely gross and totally awesome
What a wonderful compliment! :D
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on 2005-09-14 02:28 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2005-09-14 02:32 am (UTC)Your gruesome inventivness is FUN.
:)
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on 2005-09-19 03:08 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-09-14 02:56 am (UTC)that totally made a chill go down my spine, thinking of xander holding a sundae with willow's eyes all staring ar him from the top of it *shudder*
love dru, shes just nuts lol
n the first one was adorable
It was enough to make a baby vampire cry.
aww lol
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on 2005-09-19 03:09 am (UTC)I love Dru too. She's amazingly fun to write!
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on 2005-09-14 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2005-09-19 03:28 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-09-14 05:24 am (UTC)The second one is really great, gross, but great!!!
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on 2005-09-19 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-09-14 05:37 am (UTC)*laughs* Ding, dong, dell. No more ringing bell.
Ooooo bloody sundaes (there goes that U2 song!). *falls over laughing* heartless cherries in glass prisons. Grocery shopping is going to be fun next time, because I'm gonna think of that.
Fun stuff!!
Kat
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on 2005-09-19 03:14 am (UTC)Hee! I'm all for a more entertaining shopping experience. *g* Thanks!
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on 2005-09-14 07:55 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-09-19 03:16 am (UTC)Spike spoils his childe rotten, doesn't he? ;)
Thanks!
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on 2005-09-14 12:58 pm (UTC)and eeeewww for eyeballs!
But I liked these!
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on 2005-09-19 03:16 am (UTC)Eyeballs are fun to play with, all squishy and gooey. And they do go pop. *g*
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on 2005-09-14 02:27 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-09-19 03:17 am (UTC)