'It's Really Not.', 3 for slashthedrabble challenge #36 - 'It's not what you think'.

[darkhavens]

Author: darkhavens
Title: It's Really Not.
Pairing: Spike/Xander of Buffy
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More of baby!vamp!Xander's exploits.



Pillow Talk

"It's not what you think!"

Spike looked down to the foot of the bed, then back. "Dammit, Xan! She's on my pillow!"

"Well, actually, no. She's on my pillow; this is yours. But you know you always end up wrapped around me once you're asleep. There's a permanent groove in my shoulder that's been chiselled out by your cheekbone, so I don't see what the fuss is all about. Now, please, lie back down, it's nearly dawn."

"But..."

"It was either the pillow or your duster, Spike. When I took them both away she cried."

"She... My duster? Evil little..."



Foiled Again

"It's not what you think, luv. Honest."

Xander's horrified glance skimmed over the empty pet carrier, past the open door and back to Spike's expression of defiantly vague apology.

"She was asleep! I didn't think she'd notice if I had a smoke, but she was up and out and gone into those trees before I could stop her. If I thought we could find her you know I'd..."

"Mreow."

The sound, from ankle level, actually made Spike start. He looked down to find the thoroughly hated creature on his toe.

"Seven! You came back! Clever kitten!"

Xander petted. Spike fumed.



Other People

"It's not what you think, Spike. I'm not getting bored. I don't think we should 'see other people'. I don't miss girly bits, I don't want other men, and I don't need to know how it feels to fuck a human male. Going to that club's not about other people - well, it is, but, only as an audience, y'know? I want you to fuck me so everyone can see - 'everyone' being people who won't run screaming to the cops, for once. I'd just like the chance at a bit of exhibitionism now and then, without the constant threat of interruption."

"Kinky bugger."



NEXT

Comments

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Eeee, Seven! Clever kitten! **cuddles** Happy to see two drabbles devoted to her.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

She's a sneaky little minx, and every now and again she demands my attention.

Thanks!

[authoressnebula.livejournal.com]

You know, one of these days, Spike's going to actually have to LIKE Seven. She's just too cute to be ignored for that long. ^_^

Absolutely loved them all. Perfect in every way. (I adore that cat, you know that, right?)

~Nebula

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

And give Spike time. I'm sure that one day he'll come around to liking her. ;)

[paradise4writin.livejournal.com]

KITTY!!!!!

*regains composure*

Those were wonderful drabbles.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks. :D

[literati.livejournal.com]

Love the last one, sweetie.

I'd pay to see that ;)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised? *g*

Thanks, sweetie. :D

[so-sharlemaine.livejournal.com]

cute, lovable and adorable :-)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :D

[rayne-y-daze.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love seeing such a smart vampire outwitted by the clever wee kitten! *bounce* That last one was a lot of fun too. :-)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[just-jimbo.livejournal.com]

There's a permanent groove in my shoulder that's been chiselled out by your cheekbone

Love it. I guess it's the same for vampires as it is for normal men. I totally identify with Spike and how he feels!

Nice, clever work.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[werewindle.livejournal.com]

Poor Spike just can't win with that cat. ehehe

I wouldn't mind seeing the last one. *leers*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Poor Spike indeed. *g*

[littlevampdoll.livejournal.com]

OMG lol those were all sooo cute :)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :D

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

Spike outwitted and out maneouvered by a kitten? That's hilarious!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

She's a smart little ball of fluff, for certain. ;)

Thanks!

[taruma16.livejournal.com]

I so love your drabbles!!!
The seven ones were hilarious!!!
Great job!!!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Seven sometimes demands attention and does something evil or cute just to make sure I pay attention. ;)

[demonanya.livejournal.com]

Awwww, good kitty! Not from Spike's point of view lol!

Any chance of seeing more scenes from the 3rd one? *grin*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks!
And, well, they are a porny pair. I'm sure they wont stay clothed for too long. ;)

[tabaqui]

Wheeeeeeeee!!

Love the ongoing Cat!Wars!
Heeee.
*bounce*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Seven is determined to win, and Spike is just as determined.
I'm taking bets. *g*

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

"It was either the pillow or your duster, Spike."
Not the *duster*!!! Just give the kitty the pillow and back away, Spike. I totally love these. So fun!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

I'm sure Seven was just trying to curl up on something that smelled familiar, but Spike wouldn't have been impressed if he'd woken up and found her snuggled up inside his precious coat. *g*

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Great luv! Just great stuff!

I don't know if you've heard it in England but here in the States there's a popular folk song. Here's the chorus...

And the cat came back, the very next day
Thought she was a goner but the kitty came back
She just wouldn't stay away...

I think that song was made for Seven! LOL

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

I know the song and I can quite believe it was written with her in mind. *g*

Thanks!

[realtsunamigirl.livejournal.com]

'everyone' being people who won't run screaming to the cops, for once.

For once. Hee.

I love watching Spike being bettered by his feline equivalent.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Seven is sneaky, but the battle's not over yet. ;)

[samsara-sv.livejournal.com]

I love this 'verse and the inclusion of the kitty is perfect! Seven is exactly the kind of cat to fit in with Spike & Xander, there's just a little jostling for position needed is all...

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Seven was only supposed to be a 'guest star' for two or three drabbles but she stuck around and is trying to steal the show. *g*