"Continuing Tales of Baby!Vamp!Xander & The Big Bad", 3 for slashthedrabble #25 Fairy Tales

[darkhavens]

Author: darkhavens
Title: The Continuing Tales of Baby!Vamp!Xander & The Big Bad
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: NC-17 for imaginary violence
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More in the baby!vamp!Xander 'verse, though they can be read as stand-alones.



The Princess and the Pea

"Spiiike, have you hidden something under the mattress? There's a lump and it won't let me go to sleep."

"Don't talk daft, Xan. Wriggle over here a bit and shut your yap, okay? We've got a busy night tomorrow and I need some soddin' rest."

So Xander wriggled, squirmed, and sighed when comfort wasn't found. He twitched and fidgeted, rolled and sighed some more.

"Spiiike..."

"Bloody hell, Xander, you're a vampire not some princess bint. Here, you take this side, I'll take yours."

They switched and snuggled, shared a sloppy kiss and closed their eyes. All was quiet until...

"Xaaaaaaaan..."




Puss in Boots

"The cat goes."

"No! Spike... Sire, please don't... She didn't mean to..."

Spike stood, feet bare, arms folded, a mingled look of disbelief and fury on his face.

"Xan, you know damn well she knows exactly what she's doing. She's a vicious little bitch with brains to spare. She's had it in for me since I banned her from our bedroom. I got sick of finding cat hair in my mouth when I woke up. I swear she tried to smother me in my sleep."

"But..."

"Xander, luv, she didn't pee in one Doc, she got them both. That's personal."




Goldilocks and The Three Bears

Buffy had been hunting them for much too long already, she'd been terrorising everyone they knew. So plans were made and traps were set and things were put in motion. All too soon they met up face to face.

"Somebody's been trying to stick a soul in me and make me suffer. She's not here, but never mind, you'll do."

"Somebody's been trying to hunt us down and steal my childe away. Know anything 'bout that, would you, Slayer?"

"Somebody's been screwing with my family and it's time to stop."

The fight was long and bloody, but victory was had.



NEXT

Comments

[txrabbit.livejournal.com]

Now, you know I liked the first one. You know I encouraged the last one (go vamps!) but the second one?

I still haven't quit laughing! That is an icon, I'm telling you.

*smootch*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! Baaaaaaaaaaaad Seven! She knows just how to hit Spike where it hurts. *g*

Thankee! *smooch*

[literati.livejournal.com]

Love them all, but the second one is just... apple pie.

::mutters about the damn cat::

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

I know, you hate Seven, but I wouldn't celebrate just yet... ;)

[eatenbyweasels.livejournal.com]

God, I love that cat.....

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thankee!

I do love how my feline OC is getting more attention than the fact that I may have killed Buffy. LOL! :D

[werewindle.livejournal.com]

Hehehe Lovely! The first was cute and the second had me rolling, the last gave me an evil little smile...

More! ^__^

[werewindle.livejournal.com]

Erm, well I took a little break from another pic I was working on and this came to mind after reading your drabbles today. Just a five minute sketch.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

LOL! Cute. Seven has Xander wrapped around her tiny paw. *g*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thankee! More are a-comin'. *g*

[vampirefever.livejournal.com]

*sniff*
No. 3 - They didn't kill Buffy did they.
*sniffs again*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

::passes you tissues::
::whistles::
::blinks innocently::
Fudge? *g*

[spikes_heart.livejournal.com]

Piss in Boots - dear lord, that's just wonderful. I don't mind that you've long gutted the Finn family tree... but is there any hope that you've let Buffy live? And I so enjoyed the two little Princes and their pea. You cracked me up.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Um... I'm very glad you enjoyed the Princes and their Pea, and Piss in Boots (dammit why didn't I think of those titles?!), but um... Buffy? not so much with the surviving from what I can tell. sowwee! *g*

[vichan.livejournal.com]

Confrontation! YESSS!!!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Yes, indeedy. At some point I hope to give more details, I just have to wait for the muse and the challenge to coincide.

Thankee!

[piratepurple.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Both Docs. *giggle* *snort*

I really like the second one.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Seven is indeed a wicked pussy! *g*

Thanks. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sharvie_/]

Seven peed in his docs?! Bwahaaa! That cat! *smooch* And you killed Buffy?! Oh, well, that's okay. I've done it myself. *snicker*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thankee. I've actually killed Buffy twice this week and I'm usually good about letting her live. o.O

And Seven is a wicked kitty.

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Like everyone else I really love the second one, but I hope you go into the third one more. In my head I started singing "Kill the Slayer!" to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries.

Yes, I am weird.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

LOL! And now I have that music in my head too! :D

I'm sure that at some point inspiration, muse-mind and challenge will come together to show us just what happened when those wacky Aurelius boys took Buffy down. Thankee!

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Great retellings of fairy tale classics. I think you are a genius with this form. You consistently deliver with drabbles which is an amazing feat.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thank you, sweetie. :D

I just hate to let a challenge slip by un-drabbled. *g*

[tabaqui]

Aiiieeeeeeeee!!!
Victory!! I know my boys were victorious.
:)

*bounce*
Wheee!!
Evol cat.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Yes, very evol cat. But also loved, so Spike can't get away with having her 'disappear' no matter how much he wants to.

And of course our boys were victorious! I just don't know the details yet. ;)

Thankee!

[tabaqui]

Heeeeeeeeee.
:)
*bounce*

[demonanya.livejournal.com]

"Xander, luv, she didn't pee in one Doc, she got them both. That's personal."

That's hilarious! Spike's probably right though, but I hope Xan talks him out of getting rid of his kitty.

I'm a little curious as to the ultimate victory in the 3rd one. Is she dead?

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

I don't think we've seen the last of Seven just yet, but I think Buffy is probably done for. Between the three of them she didn't really have much of a chance, but I'm sure she went down fighting. Of course, with the non-linear way I write this 'verse she will still make regular appearances.

Thanks!

[catvampcrazines.livejournal.com]

Oh, funny and lovely! Puss in Boots is my fave!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Seven is certainly a big hit. :D

[outsideth3box.livejournal.com]

I think I'd be pretty pissed if Seven peed in *my* docs, too. But it was still funny, heheheh!

I love Seven-of-Nine! I love baby!Vamp!Xander having a kitten and I love the whole pissing contest (apparently literal) between Seven and Spike.

And so you killed Buffy. Cool. I mean hey, one slayer dies and another is called, right? No harm, no foul.

I'm always so happy to see one of your drabble posts.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

And so you killed Buffy. Cool. I mean hey, one slayer dies and another is called, right? No harm, no foul.

LOL! Thankee. :D

[suki-blue.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Puss in boots! Heeeeeeeeeeeee!

And the first one was so funny, too.

And the last one? Can I cheer? Make a celebration cake? Party hat?

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thankee! And cake is always appreciated. *g*

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

I hate a lumpy mattress, too...

Both docs! Go Seven!

A victory! Of what kind? For whom? I'm a scooch worried...

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Lumpy mattresses are hell. And Seven is a wicked, wicked pussy cat.

As for the victory... well, three against one isn't much of a contest, y'know? ;)

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

::snickers at the cat:: And oh! They killed Buffy! Gooooooo Vamp!Xan!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thankee!

It's been really amusing seeing all these comments about Seven, and the occasional 'oh dear, did they kill Buffy? Ah well...'. Hee!

[sweet-exile.livejournal.com]

I knew I liked Seven that cat has style and a good instinct for revenge.

Victory was had. Who won and are all limbs intact? Enquiring minds need to know.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

She is a very smart, wicked cat. And yes victory. All 12 vampire limbs were intact, though slightly battered, but Buffy? Not so healthy, methinks. *g*

Thanks!

[virtualpersonal.livejournal.com]

I LOVE these. More with fairytale themes, pleeeeze... please please please! The first and second one absolutely have me in stitches!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

LOL! Maybe one day we'll do 'myths and legends'. ;)

Thanks! :D

[authoressnebula.livejournal.com]

*snickersnort* Exactly what I needed to start my week off. With a grin and a giggle. And more giggling, because the cat one is REAL. ^_^

~Nebula

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

You could almost believe I actually lived with a cat at one point, couldn't you? *g* Thanks. :D

[joyleaf41.livejournal.com]

Just have to love Seven, that whole scene plays so true! Heee Heee