'Everybody Makes Mistakes', 3 for ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
slashthedrabble challenge #19 Oops
Apr. 3rd, 2005 12:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
darkhavensAuthor: darkhavens
Title: Everybody Makes Mistakes
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: handcuffs, feeding vampires
Notes: More Baby!vamp!Xander.
Snack Time
"What have I told you, Xan? Choose your target carefully. It's no good going into a club and picking the prettiest one in the room, then expecting nobody to notice you two leaving. And did you bother checking the location before you jumped right in?"
The two cornered vampires glanced back at the wall behind them that had unfortunately blocked their swift departure.
"No, of course you didn't. You grabbed and ran and now we have five... six... seven pissed off Neanderthals closing in, and this is a brand new shirt!"
Xander dropped the drained remains of his meal.
"Oops?"
Stronger Than He Looks
There was a quiet snick and then a muttered word that sounded a lot like...
"Spike, did you just say 'oops'?"
"What? No. I... er... Well, yeah."
Xander froze.
"But don't worry! Just... Stay there and relax and I'll go and..."
Relaxing just wasn't on the agenda for Xander, not while he was blindfolded and handcuffed to the bedposts, and definitely not while Spike was shuffling away.
"Spike... What happened? What was that weird noise? It sounded kinda like something might have broken."
"Look, there's really no need to panic. I'm sure I've got a spare key around here somewhere."
Sticky Situation
"I thought it was lube!"
"Well. It. Wasn't."
"I know that now!"
"And that makes me feel so much better, luv, knowing that you finally bothered to read the bloody label! What was that stuff doing on our bedside table anyway? Why do we even have it in the house?"
Xander squirmed, embarrassed.
"I was painting a couple of miniatures to look like us and I must have left it there. Acrylic paint's water-soluble so it's not like this is permanent..."
They looked down at their black-as-ink erections.
“Let’s try and keep the grown-up toys separate from yours, eh, Pet?”
NEXT
Title: Everybody Makes Mistakes
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: handcuffs, feeding vampires
Notes: More Baby!vamp!Xander.
Snack Time
"What have I told you, Xan? Choose your target carefully. It's no good going into a club and picking the prettiest one in the room, then expecting nobody to notice you two leaving. And did you bother checking the location before you jumped right in?"
The two cornered vampires glanced back at the wall behind them that had unfortunately blocked their swift departure.
"No, of course you didn't. You grabbed and ran and now we have five... six... seven pissed off Neanderthals closing in, and this is a brand new shirt!"
Xander dropped the drained remains of his meal.
"Oops?"
Stronger Than He Looks
There was a quiet snick and then a muttered word that sounded a lot like...
"Spike, did you just say 'oops'?"
"What? No. I... er... Well, yeah."
Xander froze.
"But don't worry! Just... Stay there and relax and I'll go and..."
Relaxing just wasn't on the agenda for Xander, not while he was blindfolded and handcuffed to the bedposts, and definitely not while Spike was shuffling away.
"Spike... What happened? What was that weird noise? It sounded kinda like something might have broken."
"Look, there's really no need to panic. I'm sure I've got a spare key around here somewhere."
Sticky Situation
"I thought it was lube!"
"Well. It. Wasn't."
"I know that now!"
"And that makes me feel so much better, luv, knowing that you finally bothered to read the bloody label! What was that stuff doing on our bedside table anyway? Why do we even have it in the house?"
Xander squirmed, embarrassed.
"I was painting a couple of miniatures to look like us and I must have left it there. Acrylic paint's water-soluble so it's not like this is permanent..."
They looked down at their black-as-ink erections.
“Let’s try and keep the grown-up toys separate from yours, eh, Pet?”
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on 2005-04-02 11:08 pm (UTC)~Nebula
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on 2005-04-02 11:17 pm (UTC)Thanks! :D
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on 2005-04-02 11:09 pm (UTC)I love it when you do funny.
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on 2005-04-02 11:18 pm (UTC)The challenge just cried out for funny. *g*
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on 2005-04-03 12:04 am (UTC)1st: the fact that the thing Spike is concerned about in the first drabble is his *shirt*! LMAO!
2st: "Oops"...LOL, as a Pro Domme, I am priviledged to say I know *exactly* what kind of expression that word elicits under those circumstances..and Baby!Vamp!Xander, sporting OopsResponse face? Utterly precious!
3st: Heh. Heh. Heheheheheheh! Painting miniatures...heheheheheh...
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on 2005-04-03 12:22 am (UTC)Hey, there are only seven irate Neanderthals, nothing to worry about really, but the chances are one of them's going to grab for the shirt... ;)
You've casued the OopsResponse face? LOL!
And yes, baby!vamp!Xander is still a geek at heart. He wanted to have a wee!Spike and a wee!Xander sitting together on the mantel. *g*
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on 2005-04-03 01:12 am (UTC)1. Yeah, go for the ugly ones. We're never missed.
2. Oops, indeed. Gotta know where that spare is at all times.
3. I was SO afraid it was glue! *snicker* I can see the two of them shuffling for the nail polish remover. *giggle*
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on 2005-04-06 12:29 am (UTC)Spare keys are important. Xander's already lost who knows how many cuff keys so far. *g* And I didn't want to glue them together cos they're demons and Spike would probably think nothing of peeling off a few square inches of skin. o.O
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on 2005-04-03 01:29 am (UTC)I'm not picking a favourite but, suffice to say, the Baby!vamp!Xander incarnation of Spander is one of my very, very, very favourites. It may be because of the writer. *thinks*
Look, there's really no need to panic.
Yeah, right. Spike went and had a plan. Is there an inoculation?
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on 2005-04-06 12:31 am (UTC)Hee! How did you guess? :P
I'm not picking a favourite but, suffice to say, the Baby!vamp!Xander incarnation of Spander is one of my very, very, very favourites. It may be because of the writer.
*smooches you madly*
Inoculation? Xander's already had his jabs. *g*
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on 2005-04-03 02:19 am (UTC)You goof.
Heeeee.
:)
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on 2005-04-06 12:39 am (UTC)They begged me to! Honest! *g*
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on 2005-04-06 12:42 am (UTC)Thanks, darlin'!
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on 2005-04-03 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-04-06 12:43 am (UTC)Thanks, sweetie!
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on 2005-04-03 06:37 am (UTC)Great stuff. Really like the sound work in this...
There was a quiet snick and then a muttered word that sounded a lot like...
"Spike, did you just say 'oops'?"
Bwaahhaa! Perfect!
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on 2005-04-06 12:54 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-04-03 07:41 am (UTC)*hugs*
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on 2005-04-06 01:14 am (UTC)Thankee!
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on 2005-04-03 08:57 am (UTC)Oops, indeed!
Loved the second one! Spike saying oops...
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on 2005-04-06 01:17 am (UTC)Thanks!
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on 2005-04-03 02:38 pm (UTC)Hee.
Grown up toys.
Hee. Harder. *happy sigh* love you
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on 2005-04-06 01:48 am (UTC)Xander just wouldn't be Xander without his toys. *g*
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