'Xander's Favourite Paddle', for open_on_sunday challenge #101 - Awards

[darkhavens]

Author: darkhavens
Title: Xander's Favourite Paddle
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R for sex
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: More of my baby!vamp!Xander. You don't have to have read the previous drabble series. This drabble stands on its own. (I was supremely uninspired this week.)



Xander's Favourite Paddle

"Oh, yeah! Jesus, Xan, just like... Yeah! Oh, hell... Yesss!" Spike arched and came, fingers clenching one last time in shaggy brown locks before sliding off to lie motionless on wrinkled cotton sheets.

Xander swallowed greedily, licked up every drop, and slithered the length of his Sire's nude body to share a bloody, violent kiss. Then he pulled back and pouted prettily.

"So?"

The Puppy Eyes o' Doom worked their magic yet again.

"Okay, okay! Yes, you give award-winning blowjobs. Happy now? We'll go back to the shop tomorrow night and you can get that bloody hand-carved rosewood paddle. Brat."




NEXT

Comments

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Very cute! I can't help but love this verse and I'm sorry you were uninspired. You could have always had the bois each a championship Cheerleading team! hee!

Really though, glad you're okay, I was a bit worried about you. You usually post earlier than this. Glad to see it was just writer's block.

HUGS!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks darlin'. *smooch* I love this 'verse too. :o)

I think I was uninspired because I just don't watch award shows. I actively avoid them, all of them, because they seem so sycophantic - actors,musicians etc etc all patting each other on the back. And the challenge just seemed too narrow, too specific. No scope for interpretation, and that bugs me. /rant

{{{squishy HUGS}}}

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Yeah, most awards shows remind me too much of the grammar school popularity contests, complete with getting picked on if you don't wear the coolest clothes and looking like a looser when you're the only kid in class who didn't get anything. Believe me, I understand.

[kat8cha.livejournal.com]

I'm wearing a big shit eating grin. Really big. You wrote a story about Xan;s paddle!!!!! ~hugs you~

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thankee. {{{hugs you back}}}

I had to give the paddle its own drabble. I'd mentioned that Xander had a favourite and I wanted to know more. *g*

[spikes_heart.livejournal.com]

Puppy Eyes o' Doom, eh? Two can play at that game, missy!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

LOL! Cute icon. :o)

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Yum. I can't wait until they buy that paddle! :)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

The paddle has already been mentioned in Only Just Started (http://www.livejournal.com/users/darkhavens/62969.html) and Dining Out (http://www.livejournal.com/users/darkhavens/63312.html).

I'd mentioned the paddle a couple of times and decided I wanted to know how he got it and why it was his favourite. :o)

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Whoops on me! I had read both of those before and really enjoyed them. I wasn't paying attention to the time shifting here (lazy reader moment). In any case, a paddle in your fics is magic enough for me! :)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

That's okay. This 'verse just refuses to follow a linear path. Each set is posted in chronological order, but if I organised all the drabbles into some kind of timeline I don't think even one set would remain unbroken. One day I might do it, just to see how much of an actual story I've got there. *g*

[lunabee34.livejournal.com]

Hey, the postmodernists told us that linear narrative is totally over-rated. You've deconstructed your narrative into loosely locking vignettes. Derrida would be proud. *g*

[authoressnebula.livejournal.com]

HEEEEE!! That was so cute! *jumps with delight*

The Puppy Eyes o' Doom...*grins* That's priceless. Along with Spike calling Xander a brat at the end.

Am going now to collapse into mucho heap of giggles. *bows* ~_^

Also, hugs for you, and I hope you're feeling much more inspired! (If this drabble was anything to go by...^_^)

~Nebula

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

'The Puppy Eyes o' Doom' - sounds like it should be trademarked, doesn't it? I don't know who first used it, but I love it.

And baby!vamp!Xander is a brat! He's testing his limits, seeing what he can get away with...

I hope you're feeling much more inspired! (If this drabble was anything to go by...^_^)

Oh, boy. I had to pull this drabble out of my brain word by word. I struggled with another one before this but I needed an inscription and I couldn't find anything that didn't come with a half tonne of corn attached. *g*

Thanks, darlin'. {{hugs}}

[vampirefever.livejournal.com]

He's a very motivated vamp. Go team!

:-)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

He's a vamp with a mission. *g* Thankee!

[werewindle.livejournal.com]

That was good. Sadly short. *pouts*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks. Sorry about the lack of multiple drabbles, I just couldn't come up with innovative ideas off that challenge. Hopefully there will be more next week. ;o)

[moimoietmoi.livejournal.com]

Heee!
Loved it!
That was cute and sexy!
Now the paddle needs its own story!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

The paddle has already been mentioned in Only Just Started (http://www.livejournal.com/users/darkhavens/62969.html) and Dining Out (http://www.livejournal.com/users/darkhavens/63312.html). It will probably make other cameo appearances. *g*

Thanks! :o)

[spikedluv]

Hee, trading an award-winning blow job for a paddle!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Well, Xander doesn't have to pull off to breathe now, and we all know he's one hell of a good kisser... ;o)

Thanks!

[saifai.livejournal.com]

lol. Too funny. That boy knows how to use them eyes. *g*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

He does indeed. They're lethal weapons. Thanks. :o)

[suki-blue.livejournal.com]

Hee! Xander is a naughty little vamp!

Love it!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

He is, isn't he? *g*

Thanks. :o)

[literati.livejournal.com]

it might have just been one, but tis delicious.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks, sweetie. You do like shiny red Xanderbutt. *G*

[catvampcrazines.livejournal.com]

oh, yummy and fun. hee *G*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks darlin'! (I didn't get a comment notification, so I'm a wee bit late. *g*)

[leni-ba.livejournal.com]

Heheh. Of course Xander would do his best to deserve a prize. So cute.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

He really wanted that paddle. *g*

Thanks. :D