Fic: 'Four Ways John Tried To Seduce Rodney And One Where He Honestly Didn't, But It Worked Anyway'

[darkhavens]

Author: darkhavens
Title: Four Ways John Tried To Seduce Rodney And One Where He Honestly Didn't, But It Worked Anyway, 1/5
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Rating: PG-13
Words: 247
Feedback/Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Sometimes, Rodney can be oblivious.
Notes: Written for stagesoflove Round 6, Five Elements (Asian set), #1 - Wood.


Four Ways John Tried To Seduce Rodney And One Where He Honestly Didn't, But It Worked Anyway - Wood

Rodney approached each stick-fighting lesson with equal amounts of anticipation and palm-moistening dread, but he never failed to turn up. Barring invasions, nanovirus breakouts or a thousand other flavours of emergency, Rodney got to be the sole focus of Colonel Sheppard's up close and personal attention for a whole hour every third day. And in a locked room, too, because there was no way on any planet in any known galaxy that Dr Rodney McKay was picking up Athosian fighting sticks while there was the remotest chance that someone might wander by and accidentally see him. He had a reputation to maintain, after all.

So, every three days there was sweating and panting and bruising and close contact, and at least one, usually two and on one never-to-be-forgotten occasion four, incidents where he was pinned to the floor by a wildly grinning, slightly squirmy, bright-eyed Colonel.

It was heaven and hell and Rodney loved every painful minute, sadly secure in the knowledge that the Colonel was oblivious to how the regular sparring was affecting Rodney's hormones, his BP and the fit of his underwear.

And if, occasionally, Rodney felt The Little Major (and please god, when had he given John's dick its own nickname?) trying to muscle in on those full body pins, well, it was just a normal reaction to combat, right? Not that that stopped him haring back to his room once the lesson was over to work off some excess 'adrenaline' of his own.

Comments

[acostilow.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I love it.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Oblivious!Rodney is so much fun to play with. ;)

[cryptocat.livejournal.com]

So much Icon love.

[acostilow.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, yours cracks me up SO HARD.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

Love this! And the Subtitle absolutely cracks me up. heee!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I don't use long titles often, but this one just popped out and made me giggle so I went with it. :D

[moon-brain.livejournal.com]

Yee! Great fun. I can't wait for the rest of it. Although, to tell you the truth, I'm having some trouble imagining Rodney stick fighting. I may have to write through my mental block. Do they banter? Does John taunt him? Are they absolutely silent save for panting and grunting?
Anyway, thank you and waiting for the next part.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I don't think these two could be in a room together and not snark at each other. It's as necessary as breathing. But please, don't let me stop you from writing it. ;)

Thanks!

[cryptocat.livejournal.com]

This is great, but to my shame my first reaction was "LOL...wood."

I'm roughly twelve in maturaty years.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! That thought had occurred to me too, and you'll notice that they were both sporting wood as well as swinging it. ;)

Thanks!

[margarks.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha! The Little Major!!!!!! oh, rodney! :)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

:D Thankee!

Now we just have to hope that Rodney never lets the nickname slip out by accident. ;)

[literati.livejournal.com]

(and please god, when had he given John's dick its own nickname?)

::pets your muse and you::

Keep 'em coming! :D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Fankoo baybee! *smooch*

[javabreeze.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[berlinghoff79.livejournal.com]

And if, occasionally, Rodney felt The Little Major (and please god, when had he given John's dick its own nickname?) trying to muscle in on those full body pins, well, it was just a normal reaction to combat, right?

Yeah, right!*shakes head*
I love my gay men oblivious :)

Me luvs!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

They're so cute when they're oblivious! :D

Thanks.

[sonadorita.livejournal.com]

Oh this is fantastic! "The Little Major"... So cute!

Thanks a lot for sharing.

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[mcalex22.livejournal.com]

The little major... hahaha! I can't wait till Rodney actually sees it - I'm sure it's a big colonel! :D

Cute :D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

I bet, once he sees it, he gives it a promotion. ;)

[siriuslyweird.livejournal.com]

omg *loves this* giggles! Cheered up my whole day :D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Cheered up my whole day :D

Very happy to help! I have had more than a few days made better by fic too. ;)

[tabaqui]

Heeeeeeeee!!
The Little Major!
*snerk*
:)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

Rodney had beter watch his mouth or he might say that out loud... ;)

[tipsywitch.livejournal.com]

*Squeals*

That's so cool! and so them!

[xandri.livejournal.com]

Your icon wins. XD

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

[crownglass39.livejournal.com]

Oh! Images of a sweaty squirmy John are very nice!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Now, if only he was sweaty squirmy and nekkid! ;)

[foxxcub.livejournal.com]

Aww, Little Major! That's hysterical and adorable. :)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D

*snicker*

[krysalys.livejournal.com]

What, the penis doesn't get a promotion too?
*falls off chair laughing*
Oh, this is excellent.
-----}-@

[elaran.livejournal.com]

eheheheh cuteness. :D more i say! more!

[princess-s.livejournal.com]

Brilliant :P

Gotta love those guys!

[batmanvinnie.livejournal.com]

God I heart Rodney. Except now everytime I watch saturday night live, I think of McShep. Which isn't really a bad thing.
This fic made me kinda sad, because if he only used his logic, he'd realize that he was turning John on, and that the squirmiing wasn't neccessary. But he's too busy rationalize things to keep himself from getting hurt. Love this start, can't wait for more.

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

Mmm, dorktastic rodney. Always fun, and you, as always, are wonderful :)