'...Of Course It Is!', 5x100 for [community profile] slashthedrabble challenge #36

Jul. 29th, 2005 10:23 pm
darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (mcshep uhoh [literati])
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Author: darkhavens
Title: '...Of Course It Is!'
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay (Stargate Atlantis)
Rating: Adult
Words: 500
Archive: Yes
Feedback/Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Summary: Rodney and John have a secret...



...Of Course It Is!

"It's not what you think!"

Standing in the doorway, Elizabeth glanced around the dimly lit room at the scattered cards, the tangled heaps of clothing near her feet, then shifted her gaze to study the men lying motionless on the floor. She smiled.

"Of course it's not, Rodney. You're just playing strip... poker?" She raised an inquisitive eyebrow and they both nodded slowly. "...With a team mate. Nothing out of the ordinary at all, I'm sure. Good night, gentlemen."

The door slid closed behind her, leaving them staring blankly at the space she'd just vacated.

"Do you think she guessed?"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


"It's not what you...!"

"Of course is not." Radek happily ignored the outraged expression on Rodney's face at being interrupted mid-denial. "Is obvious the major wandered in and tried to activate, yet again, something he should not. And you, the ever-heroic Doctor McKay, felt it necessary to pin him against wall with your body to prevent further touching of unidentified Ancient artefacts." He swallowed a grin.

"Is good, Major, that you are so willing to give science team helping hand. Waste management is refusing to obey Kavanagh's command. I am certain he would welcome your assistance, and your 'magic touch'."

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


"Major Sheppard, I do believe the doctor is disarmed, and you have also lost your pair of sticks."

Teyla stifled a smile as the two men froze, mid-roll, before leaping apart with an uncoordinated flailing of limbs.

"It's uh... It's... We're..."

"It's not what you think!"

"I am sure that I have heard you express an interest in learning how you can defend yourself with sticks. I simply thought that Major Sheppard had agreed to help you train. If I am wrong, I apologise most profusely, Doctor McKay."

"What? Oh... Yes. Yes, a training session. Right. We were...um... training. Yes."

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


Ford knew discretion was the better part of valour, but remembered that fact just too late to stop.

He'd heard the 'struggle', and run the last few yards to the 'jumper, landing on the open ramp with a Government Issue thunk. Clearly lit by many angled lights, he saw the major, hands still on the naked, raised up ass of the resident geek.

"Lieutenant..."

Ford tried hard not to notice that ass twitch.

"Lieutenant, this isn't what..."

"Is the wound deep?"

John Sheppard didn't even blink.

"Major, do you need the medical kit before I go find Teyla?"

"Uh... No?"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


Carson froze a mere hairsbreadth from pulling back the curtain.

"Oh, yeah, sweetheart. Just like... Oh, God, yes! There... That's... Just... Just... Oh! Ohhhh, yeah. Hell. I wonder if Carson has any spare scrubs he could let me have?"

Giving Major Sheppard and his 'sweetheart' time to tidy up, Carson Beckett ran through a list of possibles in his head. Arriving at a conclusion others might have thought insane, he nodded to himself and stepped inside.

"Major, I'm prescribing total bed rest for two days. I'm sure Rodney will attend your every need."

"It's... uh... not what..."

"Spare scrubs, Major?"

on 2005-07-29 09:42 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] psyko-kittie.livejournal.com
Hehehe. I think I just died laughing. *g*

on 2005-07-29 09:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com
Oh wow, these are great. Very funny, great voices.

on 2005-07-29 09:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] moimoietmoi.livejournal.com
LOL
That was... *shakes head*
*snickers*

You killed me!
*is dead*

on 2005-07-29 09:55 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] sp23.livejournal.com
Hee! These guys need to learn to lock doors and use just a *tad* of discretion. :)

on 2005-07-29 10:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ex-kyrieane267.livejournal.com
I just love this little set!

*huggles*

on 2005-07-29 10:35 pm (UTC)
jic: Daniel Jackson (SG1) firing weapon, caption "skill to do comes of doing" (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] jic
I should know better than to read stuff like this at public consoles at work.

Clearly, I don't.

*giggle-snort*

on 2005-07-29 10:39 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lazigyrl.livejournal.com
*snickers* Quite fun.

lds

on 2005-07-29 11:53 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] literati.livejournal.com
lol!

Oh, I adored this set, so cute!!

on 2005-07-30 12:12 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rayne-y-daze.livejournal.com
Oh, this was too fun! I loooooove the second one.

on 2005-07-30 12:33 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] 3jane.livejournal.com
*giggle*

on 2005-07-30 01:41 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com
LMFAO! That was awesome!

on 2005-07-30 04:14 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com
Annd I almost spit sprite on the laptop. Thank you.

I'm trying to decide if Teyla or Carson wins. Am unclear. Must ponder.

Upon reflection, John and Rodney win.

on 2005-07-30 04:49 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] burningchaos.livejournal.com
Gods that was so funny...I love it....

on 2005-07-30 08:00 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] planetkiller.livejournal.com
Love this!

*dies laughing*

on 2005-07-30 12:39 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ness-va.livejournal.com
*giggles*

on 2005-07-30 01:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] catherine-raven.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Good thing I finished my latte macchiato before reading or it would be all over my laptop.

Love it.

on 2005-07-31 07:40 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks!

*revives you*

on 2005-07-31 07:44 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks!

I did kind of treat it as an exercise in voice as I haven't written any of the other (not McShep) characters before, apart from Teyla. I'm glad they worked!

on 2005-07-31 07:45 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks!

*revives you*

You can't die! There is more to read! :D

on 2005-07-31 07:46 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
But...but...but that would spoil our fun! And possibly theirs, come to think of it. They're awfully quick to jump one another in semi-public venues, the naughty exhibitionists!

on 2005-07-31 07:47 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you, sweetie. *smooch*

It's still all your fault. Aren't you proud? :D

on 2005-07-31 07:48 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks! :D

on 2005-07-31 07:48 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks. :D

on 2005-07-31 07:49 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you, darlin'. *smooch* :D

on 2005-07-31 07:51 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Zelenka is such a wonderful character to play with. He has the accent, the humour, the balls to face off with Rodney and not come away crying, and the mad scientist look. Love!

*uses the only icon I have with Zelenka on - well, some of him, anyway*

on 2005-07-31 07:52 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thanks. :D

on 2005-07-31 07:53 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you! :D

I swear they were just hoping to get caught. :P

on 2005-07-31 07:55 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! *passes you a napkin* Thanks. :D

John and Rodney definitely win. It's just a matter of figuring out what the prize is going to be. ;)

on 2005-07-31 07:56 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you! :D

on 2005-07-31 07:56 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Thank you!

*revives you* :D

on 2005-07-31 07:57 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
:D Thanks.

on 2005-07-31 07:57 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Hee! That's the second laptop I've almost ruined with this set of drabbles. *is proud*

Thanks!

on 2005-07-31 01:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com
Fluffy towels? :D

on 2005-07-31 10:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com
So, in addition to being a bitchin' writer, you have the best luck with icons! *is jealous of all the McShep pretty*

on 2005-08-02 05:32 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] darkhavens.livejournal.com
Yes, indeedy! And thank you again! :D

I am very fortunate to be friends with [livejournal.com profile] literati, who kindly allows me to beg custom-made icons from her every now and again. Plus, as she was very happy to get me into this fandom, she's usually amenable when I shove a pic at her and say 'And I want it to say...xxxxx' *g*

But she does make shareable icons every so often too, so just keep watching the lists for them. they're truly worth it!

*uses one from the latest batch*

on 2005-08-02 12:58 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] raviahmad.livejournal.com
Yeah, I poked [livejournal.com profile] icon_ascension and she made me a bunch. This is the Rodney one and you can see the Daniel one with my name above. *wanders of singing 'Oh Danny you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind...'*

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