Celebratory Fic: Five Spander Stories I'm Not Writing, Spike/Xander

Four years ago today, darkhavens was born!

I'd had another journal for a few weeks, and this one was meant to be my darker alterego, the one where nobody knew me and I could write my more twisted thoughts, far away from the 'real' me in that other journal. Yeah. I can't even remember that other journal's password now. As soon as I created darkhavens, I became darkhavens.

I'm four today! EEEEE!

And to celebrate, I bring you fic of the tongue-in-cheek, cliche and kink-ridden kind. The kind of fic I am never going to write but might just (secretly) love to read. ;)


Author: darkhavens
Title: Five Spander Stories I'm Not Writing
Buffy: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: R
Words: 1096
Concrit: darkhavens @ slashverse.com. If you spot a typo, please feel free to tell me in comments. I want you to!
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Gross abuse of fandom cliches and kinks.
Summary: Five Spander Stories I'm Not Writing. At all. Ever. So hush.
Notes: Written to celebrate my 4th ljversary, and as part of my commitment to mini_nanowrimo. Every cliche and kink is written with love, and tongue firmly in cheek. :D

( Five Spander Stories I'm Not Writing )

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