Hi! YOu are a true trooper, but it's not the French who are holding her hostage, it's the stepmonster, and I've just about got her trained in how to handle him.
I bought her a 'I'm a Bad Girl' santa hat for xmyth, because I already had a santa hat and she didn't and she claimed to be jealous. And then I told her that when the stepmonster goes into one of his grumpy sulks because he thinks she's done something wrong/bad/not-advantageous-to-him, etc, she should put the hat on and see what happens.
If he strokes out or has a rage-induced heart attack, she could be back before xmyth. :D /bitchiness
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on 2009-03-02 10:50 pm (UTC)Hi! YOu are a true trooper, but it's not the French who are holding her hostage, it's the stepmonster, and I've just about got her trained in how to handle him.
I bought her a 'I'm a Bad Girl' santa hat for xmyth, because I already had a santa hat and she didn't and she claimed to be jealous. And then I told her that when the stepmonster goes into one of his grumpy sulks because he thinks she's done something wrong/bad/not-advantageous-to-him, etc, she should put the hat on and see what happens.
If he strokes out or has a rage-induced heart attack, she could be back before xmyth. :D
/bitchiness