'Trick or Treat', one for open_on_sunday challenge #136 Halloween

[darkhavens]

Author: darkhavens
Title: Trick or Treat
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: Another peek into the unlife of baby!vamp!Xander and his very indulgent Sire.


Trick or Treat

They had it down to an art form by the third year. Find a house in a slightly less than prosperous location, somewhere the gangs hadn't taken over yet, but would do soon. Get inside a day or so before Halloween - Xander's sad puppy eyes were the key to that trick - and then settle down and wait for the idiots to knock.

It never failed. The little kids would come, collect their candy, shriek and leave - Xander always opened the door in full gameface. But later - when the thugs came calling, wanting more than candy - they had their own treats.



NEXT

Comments

[literati.livejournal.com]

wheeee! carnage! :D

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

AWWW! How very cute! I just love baby!vamp!Xander to bits!

[remitygirl.livejournal.com]

Oh what a lovely new take on trick or treating!!

Thanks for sharing!

[thedabara-cds.livejournal.com]

I utterly adore BabyVampXander's twisted sense of whitehattedness. Or perhaps evil people just taste better. Either way, he's adorable.

[batmanvinnie.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I love it. I mean, truthfully, b!v!X probably would eat the kiddies, but I like the idea of scaring the shit out of the kids and killing the bastards. Sounds like fun to me. Very nice!

[werewindle.livejournal.com]

That rocked! ^__^

[angstpuppy.livejournal.com]

baby!vamp!xander is much like a labrador retriever, in that he will be a baby!vamp for a good long while. Especially with a Sire like Spike to spoil him.

And now you know that I can combine Labradors and vamps in the same sentence. Aren't you proud?

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

Yay! Love it!

[strickens-girl.livejournal.com]

That's my boy!! *purrs*

[rayne-y-daze.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like the way they think! :-)

[tabaqui]

BWAAAAahaha!
Love it.
:)

[tsugath.livejournal.com]

What halloween could be complete without a little blood and gore?

Love b!v!x!!

[a-phoenixdragon.livejournal.com]

YEAH! Just... YEAH!!!! *Snortgiggle*!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/woman_of_/]

Lovely such fun. Bet the are the favourite hangout on halloween.

[realsmutgirl.livejournal.com]

That's so...sweet.

Does anyone else think that that's wrong? You people have corrupted my brain, that word use to reserved for fluffy things and babies:-D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

But cute carnage, right? *g*

Thanks, Pookie! :D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks, darlin'! *smooch*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Xander is such an innovative baby vamp. *g*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks. He's a pretty smart cookie - he knows that missing kiddies would raise the alarm very quickly, but missing obnoxious teens aren't going to be treated with as much urgency. ;)

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

As I just told thedabara_cds, He's a pretty smart cookie - he knows that missing kiddies would raise the alarm very quickly, but missing obnoxious teens aren't going to be treated with as much urgency. ;)

Plus, there are usually too many parents lurking about watching to see that the kiddies are safe. The last thing they want is to end up running from a screaming mob, flaming torches or no. *g*

Thanks! :D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thankee. :D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

So very proud. :D

Xander is enjoying the childhood he never really got to have and Spike gets to play the proud (perverse) papa. *g*

Thanks!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Freaky-ass icon! *g*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! He's such a cutie. :D

hot icon!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

They're smart vamps, though you know Spike's only going along with it because Xander wants to have fun on halloween and scare the kiddies. *g*

Thanks!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thankee. :D

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

But of course! :D

Thanks!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks!

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

And of course, word spread like wildfire that their house had the best candy and the best costumes. Spike made sure to buy enough candy so that even Xander didn't manage to eat it all before the kiddies got their share. *g*

[darkhavens.livejournal.com]

That's so...sweet.

Does anyone else think that that's wrong?

Hee! you're not the first to ask that, believe me. This 'verse seems to bring out the words you never thought you'd use to describe vampiric slaughter. :D

Thanks!