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slashthedrabble #14 - Food
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darkhavensAuthor: darkhavens
Title: Dining Out
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: NC-17 for gore
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: vamp!Xander, gore
Notes: More of my baby!vamp!Xander. You don't have to have read the previous drabble series. Each one stands on its own.
No Snacking Between Meals
"What the hell are you...? Spit that out, right now!"
Xander spat.
"I'm hunnnnnnnnnnngry, Sire. I was only going to..."
"I know what you were 'only going to do', you and that bottomless pit of a stomach of yours. We'll find us something decent to eat once we've finished up here, Xander, but there's no way I'm letting you snack on this scum. I warn you, if another drop of Finn blood passes your lips, I'll whip you till... "
Xander's eyes gleamed.
"Oh, for...! If you take another bite I swear I'll hide your favourite paddle for a week!"
Fun With Food
The blood was absolutely everywhere.
It pooled in the dips and hollows of the worn green linoleum. It dripped slowly, rhythmically, from the flour-dusted countertops, and ran in tiny rivulets down the sunflower patterned walls. The bold splashes of colour added an eye-catching touch of drama to the gleaming white appliances in the room.
A rough-hewn, solid oak table and matching chairs lay overturned and broken, spattered with gore. And amidst the lurid wreckage, eyes alight with glee, stood Xander, manic energy thrumming through his veins so fast he quivered.
"That was fun, Sire! Can I do it again?"
"'Course."
All Natural Ingredients
"Nearly there, Pet... A few more steps... That's it."
With a sigh of relief, Spike released his giggling, swaying bundle, and watched as Xander sprawled out onto the bed, trying to do the backstroke across the quilt.
"It's soooooooooo sparkly, Spike. Soooooooooo spikely, spark." Another fit of hysterics curled him into a shaking ball, and Spike began to unlace the boot that was closest to his hip.
"Did you even hear me tell you about Woodstock? Listed all the warning signs and everything, I did, and yet you go and find the only stoned hippy in the whole damn city..."
Time For Dessert
Spike loved to watch Xander play with his food. The fragments of hyena left inside his childe were never closer to the surface than when he'd finally singled out his prey and was circling to move in for the kill. At that point the clumsy, grinning boy Spike found so bloody adorable morphed into a creature whose grin was feral, his movements lithe. That animalistic laugh gave Spike the shivers and got him hard each time he heard it rise and fall as his lover taunted his latest meal.
Then, once his boy was fed, it was time for dessert...
NEXT
Title: Dining Out
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: NC-17 for gore
Feedback: darkhavens @ slashverse.com
Concrit: by email, please
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: vamp!Xander, gore
Notes: More of my baby!vamp!Xander. You don't have to have read the previous drabble series. Each one stands on its own.
No Snacking Between Meals
"What the hell are you...? Spit that out, right now!"
Xander spat.
"I'm hunnnnnnnnnnngry, Sire. I was only going to..."
"I know what you were 'only going to do', you and that bottomless pit of a stomach of yours. We'll find us something decent to eat once we've finished up here, Xander, but there's no way I'm letting you snack on this scum. I warn you, if another drop of Finn blood passes your lips, I'll whip you till... "
Xander's eyes gleamed.
"Oh, for...! If you take another bite I swear I'll hide your favourite paddle for a week!"
Fun With Food
The blood was absolutely everywhere.
It pooled in the dips and hollows of the worn green linoleum. It dripped slowly, rhythmically, from the flour-dusted countertops, and ran in tiny rivulets down the sunflower patterned walls. The bold splashes of colour added an eye-catching touch of drama to the gleaming white appliances in the room.
A rough-hewn, solid oak table and matching chairs lay overturned and broken, spattered with gore. And amidst the lurid wreckage, eyes alight with glee, stood Xander, manic energy thrumming through his veins so fast he quivered.
"That was fun, Sire! Can I do it again?"
"'Course."
All Natural Ingredients
"Nearly there, Pet... A few more steps... That's it."
With a sigh of relief, Spike released his giggling, swaying bundle, and watched as Xander sprawled out onto the bed, trying to do the backstroke across the quilt.
"It's soooooooooo sparkly, Spike. Soooooooooo spikely, spark." Another fit of hysterics curled him into a shaking ball, and Spike began to unlace the boot that was closest to his hip.
"Did you even hear me tell you about Woodstock? Listed all the warning signs and everything, I did, and yet you go and find the only stoned hippy in the whole damn city..."
Time For Dessert
Spike loved to watch Xander play with his food. The fragments of hyena left inside his childe were never closer to the surface than when he'd finally singled out his prey and was circling to move in for the kill. At that point the clumsy, grinning boy Spike found so bloody adorable morphed into a creature whose grin was feral, his movements lithe. That animalistic laugh gave Spike the shivers and got him hard each time he heard it rise and fall as his lover taunted his latest meal.
Then, once his boy was fed, it was time for dessert...
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on 2005-02-26 07:53 pm (UTC)"Spit that out, right now!" ... "I warn you, if another drop of Finn blood passes your lips, I'll whip you till... " Xander's eyes gleamed. "Oh, for...! If you take another bite I swear I'll hide your favourite paddle for a week!"
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"Did you even hear me tell you about Woodstock? Listed all the warning signs and everything, I did, and yet you go and find the only stoned hippy in the whole damn city..."
Oh, man, those were goood!! Funny and cute and sexy despite the gore, lol.
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on 2005-02-26 08:06 pm (UTC)no subject
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on 2005-02-26 08:08 pm (UTC)He's a messy pup isn't he - lol
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on 2005-02-26 08:12 pm (UTC)*pouts*
I just love them sooo much!
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on 2005-02-26 08:12 pm (UTC)::giggles::
I really enjoyed these drabbles. Cute and really funny. I think I'm going to have to go back and read the other baby!vamp!xander drabbles.
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on 2005-02-26 08:39 pm (UTC)*gasp* Not, HIDE the paddle! *sobs for baby!vamp!Xander*
*snigger* Very cute, DH!
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on 2005-02-26 08:49 pm (UTC)But funny.
So I forgive you.
Of course Xander would go looking for the stoned hippie!
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on 2005-02-26 09:00 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-02-26 09:59 pm (UTC)bwahahah!
Absolutely loved this lot babe. So funny!
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on 2005-02-26 10:33 pm (UTC)no subject
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on 2005-02-26 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-02-26 10:44 pm (UTC)Thanks. :o)
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on 2005-02-26 10:48 pm (UTC)Thankee!
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on 2005-02-26 10:52 pm (UTC)The others can be read in any posting order, as they're random scenes from baby!vamp!Xander's unlife, just like this collection. They're becoming a habit! *g*
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on 2005-02-26 10:55 pm (UTC)I warn you, if another drop of Finn blood passes your lips, I'll whip you till... "
Xander's eyes gleamed.
"Oh, for...! If you take another bite I swear I'll hide your favourite paddle for a week!" *snickers*
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on 2005-02-26 10:55 pm (UTC)Thanks, sweetie!
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on 2005-02-26 11:00 pm (UTC)A tease? Me? ::flutters eyelashes:: :P
And you know Xander - always has to try something for himself to believe it's bad for him. *g*
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on 2005-02-26 11:02 pm (UTC)Disturbing, sweet, and loving in a Manson family sort of way!
High praise indeed! Thank you! :o)
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on 2005-02-26 11:04 pm (UTC)Thankee. And yes!
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on 2005-02-26 11:07 pm (UTC)Thank you! :o)
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on 2005-02-26 11:08 pm (UTC)pressure & pokingsupport & love for the fic you've been promising!::huge grin::
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on 2005-02-26 11:22 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-02-27 12:07 am (UTC)And a stoned Xander is a fun Xander!!
Heeeee.
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on 2005-02-27 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-02-27 12:29 am (UTC)And yes, stoned Xander is adorable. As soon as I typed 'So sparkly, Spike,' I heard Xander transpose the words and then go of into a gale of giggles and I knew I had to share it. *g*
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on 2005-02-27 12:35 am (UTC)And Xander does love that paddle...
Thanks!
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on 2005-02-27 12:46 am (UTC)My fav was All natural... Xander sprawled out onto the bed, trying to do the backstroke across the quilt.
"It's soooooooooo sparkly, Spike. Soooooooooo spikely, spark." Another fit of ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hee! That killed me! ~wipes tears~
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on 2005-02-27 01:12 am (UTC)Glad you did!
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on 2005-02-27 01:17 am (UTC)Thanks!
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on 2005-02-27 01:46 am (UTC)And, trippy Xander is very funny too. Of course, Xander would find the drug-filled person to eat!
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on 2005-02-27 02:05 am (UTC)(That's probably because I had an hour long discussion with my friends yesterday about why/why not Xander is a stoner...)
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on 2005-02-27 02:12 am (UTC)Thanks!
So, what was the verdict - do you think Xander is a stoner? I can imagine him pre-Buffy, experimenting with a joint with Jesse, and then maybe sharing a couple with Oz at a later date...
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on 2005-02-27 02:15 am (UTC)Of course! It's not that he wasn't listening when Spike told him about Woodstock, he was just... curious. And he knew his Sire would take care of him while he was out of his tree, so... He's such a cheeky childe. And he does so love that paddle. *g*
Thanks!
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on 2005-02-27 03:21 am (UTC)Sweetie, you are bloody fantastic. The first one, where's Spike's threatening to whip Xander, and then has to change the punishment because of Xander, was priceless. Then the hippy made me laugh until I cried. I'm saving this in my memories.
*snogs you*
~Nebula
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on 2005-02-27 05:15 am (UTC)Deliciously fun, pure unadulterated wickedness, choc full of laughter enducing lines, tantalizingly short, packed with mouth-watering tension, sweet and savoury at once, and made me ravenously hungry for more baby Xan stories!
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on 2005-02-27 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
on 2005-02-27 06:21 am (UTC)heehee And Spike having to threaten to hide the the paddle. ^__^ MORE!
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on 2005-02-27 11:26 am (UTC)heehee
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on 2005-02-27 11:47 pm (UTC)Memories, huh? *squees*
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on 2005-02-27 11:51 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-02-27 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-02-28 12:02 am (UTC)Thank you. There will be more. :o)
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on 2005-02-28 12:12 am (UTC)That's part of what I love about them. If Xander had been souled there would have been angst and deep soul-searching and regrets and... But they're both demons, so they revel in it, and that makes them so much fun to write!
::gathers up the spikely gems:: *g*
Thanks!
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on 2005-02-28 12:18 am (UTC)I'm adding you to my f-list, if that's okay?
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on 2005-02-28 05:01 am (UTC)And please, don't be offended if I don't automatically friend you back. I have to keep my flist relatively small because I'm a compulsive reader, and the more I read the less I have time to write. ;o)
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on 2005-02-28 05:13 am (UTC)