Anyway, he can usually manage to get his hands on the DVR remote while Spike is either showering or touching up his roots (or his nails), so he can set it to record his favorite shows to watch while Spike is out winning baskets of kittens or Mastering the Hellmouth.

Ahahahahaha! That Spike, a ruthless killer and a pursuer of kittens and good hair.

He loves blowjobs more, though.
Smart lad!

He's okay with losing everything else, so long as he gets to keep Spike.
Awwww! *explodes into puddle of goo*

Very nice!