darkhavens: text: 'can't sleep, obscure pairings will eat me' (can't sleep obscure pairings will eat me)
I have just spent a glorious weekend with 11 totally insane people. The usual suspects were there: [livejournal.com profile] eatenbyweasels, [livejournal.com profile] esmerelda_t, [livejournal.com profile] gingerpig, [livejournal.com profile] lonelybrit, [livejournal.com profile] madders, [livejournal.com profile] princess_s, [livejournal.com profile] ruric, [livejournal.com profile] vampirefever and the newly betrothed [livejournal.com profile] vic_amy_z. We also had some fresh blood in the forms of [livejournal.com profile] sometimeredhead, a woman with a prodigious caffeine habit and a disturbing knowledge of government lube guidelines, and [livejournal.com profile] ok2nv_theoracle, this year's token male and token American! He did us proud. ;)

My liver may never forgive me. I consumed about 70cl ( around a fifth) of scotch, and almost a third of a similar-sized bottle of bourbon. And then there was the bottle and a half of ginger wine that was my main 'mixer'... ;)

Let me tell you more! )

Horbling #6 iconic quotes )

I can has laptop! What it is? )

In conclusion: I AM BACK, Y'ALL! Whatchoo been upto?

darkhavens: (smooch)
In about 5 hours, I have to get up, to catch a bus to catch a train to catch a lift to a wild weekend of debauchery, good food, good porn and good cooking.

I will try and check this post before I stagger out the door, but I make no promises. Mornings and I do not get on.

Smooches and hugs to you all! See you when I get back! And if you do something I really really need to see, please drop a link here. I'd hate to miss anything!
darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (sx just one taste [literati])
Today is my 6th LJversary! On this day in 2003, [livejournal.com profile] darkhavens came into this world on wobbly legs with a shifty look in her eyes. And in almost no time at all, there was porn. :D

In celebration of this auspicious occasion, I decided that I should revisit my first love, Spander. I didn't quite manage porn, but there's sexin' in there, if you squint. ;)


Author: [livejournal.com profile] darkhavens
Title: Five Things Xander Harris Gave Up After Getting Involved With Spike
Fandom: Pairing: Buffy: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG13
Words: 500
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: None
Summary: Some things are worth the sacrifice.
Notes: Written as part of my participation in [livejournal.com profile] mini_nanowrimo this year, and also for prompt #228 at [livejournal.com profile] slashthedrabble: 'Left'.


Five Things Xander Harris Gave Up After Getting Involved With Spike )

darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (Default)
So, way back in March, a Microfic Meme appeared on my flist and I snagged it. The idea was to write ten sentences in ten genres for a particular fandom - Angst, AU, Crack, Crossover, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, and UST.

I did it for John/Rodney (Stargate Atlantis) and then forgot about it until yesterday, at which point I went a little mad and also did the meme for Spike/Xander (Buffy), Bruce/Wally (DC Comics/Toons) and Sam/Dean (Supernatural). Today, I finished off the set with Jack/Nathan (Eureka).

This is what happens when I want to write but can't choose a fandom, let alone a genre. *g*

Author: [livejournal.com profile] darkhavens
Title: Microfic Meme: Ten Genres in Ten Sentences (x Five Fandoms)
Rating: G to NC-17
Fandom/Pairing: John/Rodney (Stargate Atlantis), Spike/Xander (Buffy), Bruce/Wally (DC Comics/Toons), Sam/Dean (Supernatural), Jack/Nathan (Eureka)
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: **Mention of non-graphic character death (twice), incest, bondage, fetish wear, voyeurism.**
Word count: 2304

Stargate Atlantis: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay )

Buffy: Spike/Xander )

DC comics/toons: Bruce/Wally )

Supernatural: Sam/Dean )

Eureka: Jack/Nathan )

darkhavens: (sn damaged [literati])
Why are so many people such utter f*ckw*ts? And why do I have to work with them?

One of them left a box of bananas in a narrow hallway out back at work - a box of bananas that I had already moved out of the way twice so it wasn't a hazard.

I'm sitting here now with a bloody and bruised neck and shoulder, a bruised elbow, middle finger, knee and ankle, all on my left side, because when I closed up shop an hour ago, I grabbed my cash drawer and one of the scratchcard lockboxes and headed for the office.

I'm laden, I can't see the floor as I come round the door, but I know I cleared everything out of the way not an hour ago... So, I trip, go sideways, rolling my ankle. I totter into the office, hit the wall, which shoves the scratchcard lockbox (open tubular steel piping aimed for my throat!) into my neck and shoulder, at which point I lose verticality and come down on someone's effing scooter that should never have been in the office in the first place, scattering cash all over the place, wrenching my wrist, landing hard on my knee and scraping a load of skin off knuckle, neck and shoulder.

No gaping wounds, thank god, but christ, I'm not going to be able to move tomorrow, and I can forget about putting on a bra. And probably nodding. I can feel my neck muscles tightening as I type. I'm going to be black and blue and scabby. Lovely. I may take pictures. (Why should I suffer alone?)

Oh, and the f*ckw*t thought it was hilarious. It doesn't seem to occur to her that IT'S HER FAULT for moving the banana box from where I'd put it safely out of the way. She didn't even put any bananas out!

So, In conclusion: OW.

In other news, I have 660ml of 5.3% pear cider and two Jaffa Cake muffins.

But I'm still fuming.

*SMISHES YOU ALL (CAREFULLY)*
darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (Default)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] darkhavens
Title: I Really Love Your Peaches, Wanna Shake Your Tree
Fandom: Pairing: Matches Malone (Bruce Wayne[Batman])/"Peaches"(Wally West[The Flash])
Rating: NC-17/Adult
Words: 1600+
Concrit: Please, and if you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: **Cross-dressing, mild restraint, mild spanking, rough sex**
Summary: Even Matches Malone needs occasional companionship.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] outsideth3box
Notes: Written for the 'crossdressing' prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall BatFlash table.
ETA: Just realised this will also fill the "roleplay/au (misc" prompt on my long out-of-date kink_bingo card. :D


I Really Love Your Peaches, Wanna Shake Your Tree )

darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (Default)
Is it me, or does someone have their finger on the fast forward button of life? I can't believe it's September already!

For anyone who's wondering, I'm still in love with my Buffy boys, and my Supernatural boys and my SGA boys and the rest of my menagerie, I'm just completely obsessed with the guys in tights and spandex right now, so most of my ficbrain is focussed in that direction. Most. ;)

If any of you are tempted to take the fandom 'research' poll that's out there, I'd advise you to read this, this, this (links taken from [livejournal.com profile] metafandom) and follow a few of the links in those posts before you get drawn into their asshattery. (Not that I'm biased, or anything, but the reason for their 'research' is a contract to write a book entitled: 'RULE 34: WHAT NETPORN TEACHES US ABOUT THE BRAIN.')

[livejournal.com profile] rounds_of_kink is asking for prompts again here. And remember, 'kink' covers a lot of ground, from something as simple as enjoying playing with someone's hair (or someone playing with yours) through to auto-erotic asphyxiation, scat, bloodplay, etc. So go and prompt. You could end up with some delicious new fic that hits your buttons.

Rounds of Kink prompt call


And finally, LJ are offering three extra days of Paid Time to everyone with paid journals for the downtime experienced on Thursday August 6th. You have until September 10th to claim your days. Why wait?

Anyone else watching Dark Blue and wanting Carter to slam Dean up a wall and eat him alive? No? Just me then. *g*
darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (Default)
Author: darkhavens
Title: What If... Wally Had a Plan
Previous Chapters: The second alternative sequel to 'That Which Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen'. The first was 'What If... Batman Plays The Game, But Lets Wally Set The Pace'
Fandom: Pairing: Teen Titans/Justice League: Bruce/Wally
Rating: NC-17 overall
Words: 1267
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: **Wally is somewhere between 15 and 17. Ish.**
Summary: What if Wally was up on the rooftop for a reason when Batman dropped by?
Author's Note #1: Written for my [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall BatFlash table, prompt T08; P46: Rooftop.
Author's Note #2: 'That Which Has Been Seen…' did not grow the legs that are necessary for a sequel, it grew tentacles. Honestly, this fic has turned into an octopus, with each leg a different 'What If...' scenario. In the end, I stopped trying to chop off the extras and just went with it. This is the second. There will be more.


What If... Wally Had a Plan )

darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (Default)
This is the edited and extended version of my WriterconUK talk on Modding Communities, given on Saturday, 15th August, 2009, at the Ramada Hotel, Coventry.

It contains my own personal views on modding and as such, does not pretend to be the definitive guide on 'How You Should Mod Your Community'.

I'm sure there are things I've missed, and things that people will disagree with, but these are my thoughts on the subject, at this moment in time. Though I refer to fandom throughout this post, the thoughts and ideas here can easily be adapted to other arenas.

Wearing The Modhat - an Essay )
darkhavens: text: 'can't sleep, obscure pairings will eat me' (can't sleep obscure pairings will eat me)
I'm back! And I bet most of you didn't even know I was gone. :P

On Friday I trundled off to the Ramada Hotel in Coventry for my first ever WriterconUK Midimeet. Of the 25 other attendees, I had met precisely one before: [livejournal.com profile] kitty_poker1, so it was a weekend of dizzying memory blanks and jumbled names/nyms/IDs.

A complete(ish) list of attendees can be found here, as I am really not up to that amount of coding right now. *g*

There were talks and presentations a-plenty, and I got to pretend I knew what I was on about by giving a talk on (my opinion on) how best to moderate communities. It was both terrifying and thrilling. And apparently also educational. (Yay me!)

I had my first ever Thai food on friday night and will now pine piteously because there is no Thai restaurant in my town and that makes me saaaaaaaad. :(

The program of events for the weekend can be found here. With any luck, people will be making posts in [livejournal.com profile] writerconuk reiterating their presentations and talks for anyone who might be interested.

Feel free to link me to anything interesting I might miss in my mad scroll through flistdom.

Roll on WriterconUK Midmeet 2010!

*smooches to you all*
darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (pimp hat [me])
[livejournal.com profile] rounds_of_kink Round 12 prompts are up for grabs!

There's something there for everyone. All of my boys are represented there and many, many more besides. Go and grab one! Grab a handful! Min. word count is 500 words, so no excuses. :D

I have managed to whittle down the 1600+ prompts to a mere 40 that appeal to me. o.O
darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (Default)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] darkhavens
Title: Newsflash
Fandom: Pairing: DC Comics/Toons: Dick(Nightwing)/Slade(Deathstroke), Bruce(Batman)/Wally(Flash), mention of past Dick/Wally
Rating: R
Words: 1175
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: **Physical restraint, mention of voyeurism, non-graphic mention of underage sex**
Summary: Deathstroke delivers some unexpected news
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] suki_blue, because she's a gifted emotional blackmailer and a first class enabler. Thanks, darlin'! *smooch*


Newsflash )

darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (pimp hat [me])
...and this one's a doozy!

Spike/Xander is losing to Dean/Castiel of SPN and as much as I love the SPN boys, that's breaking my heart. Sherlock Holmes/Dr Watson is losing to Elizabeth Bennett/Fitzwilliam Darcy of Pride and Prejudice too, but Crowley/Aziraphale are beating the pants off Theodore "Laurie" Laurence/Amy Curtis March of Little Women. YAY!

Your boys (and girls) need your support!

Vote at the post and see all the pimping going on in comments
OR
go directly to the poll and save your bandwidth.

VOTE NOW!

Poll will close @ 10 PM EST on Saturday, July 11th, 2009
darkhavens: (woo! [literati])
In five weeks' time, I'm off to my first WriterconUK midimeet, which this year is being held in Coventry. I'm also going to be presenting a talk on 'Communities, their Creation, Maintenance and Moderation'... or something like that. Does that sound pompous? *chews fingernails nervously* ;)

A great bunch of people will be there, from a variety of fandoms, but there are still a few places open if anyone else wants to join us.

The signups so far include:
me!, [livejournal.com profile] just_sue, [livejournal.com profile] kitty_poker1, [livejournal.com profile] suki_blue, [livejournal.com profile] bogwitch, [livejournal.com profile] kazzy_cee, [livejournal.com profile] hesadevil, [livejournal.com profile] quinara, [livejournal.com profile] ningloreth, [livejournal.com profile] miso_no_tsuki, [livejournal.com profile] eternal_red, [livejournal.com profile] hab318princess, [livejournal.com profile] thismaz, [livejournal.com profile] lilachigh, [livejournal.com profile] hils, [livejournal.com profile] curiouswombat, [livejournal.com profile] speakr2customrs, and [livejournal.com profile] mirasol.

It takes place over the weekend of 14th, 15th and 16th August. Membership closes at the end of July, or earlier if all places get filled.

Latest [livejournal.com profile] writerconuk details here, and the membership post is here.

I'm getting to be quite the social butterfly. I need a laptop. Or a netbook. [livejournal.com profile] kitty_poker1, why did you let me walk away from that pretty little netbook? I neeeeds it! :D
darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (Default)
Author: darkhavens
Title: What If... Batman Plays The Game, But Lets Wally Set The Pace
Previous Chapters: A sequel to 'That Which Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen.'
Fandom: Pairing: Teen Titans/Justice League: Bruce/Wally
Rating: NC-17 overall
Words: 2060
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: **Wally is 17. Batman is a manipulative bastard who's obsessed by Wally. Power games. Intense flirting. Non-graphic reference to violent fantasies.**
Summary: What if Batman plays the game, but lets Wally set the pace and choose if and when they take the next step?
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] outsideth3box
Author's Note #1: Written for my [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall BatFlash table, Writer's Choice prompt #1: Control.
Author's Note #2: 'That Which Has Been Seen…' did not grow the legs that are necessary for a sequel, it grew tentacles. Honestly, this fic has turned into an octopus, with each leg a different 'What If...' scenario. In the end, I stopped trying to chop off the extras and just went with it. This is the first. There will be more.

What If... Batman Plays The Game, But Lets Wally Set The Pace )

darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (pimp hat [me])
http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/231668.html
http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/231179.html

Get your votes in for your favourites, ladies and gents, before the polls close tomorrow! There are so many pretty pairings on those lists! (And so many of my old shows matched up against my new ones! *woe*)
darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (pimp hat [me])
It's that time again. Time to search your psyche for those favourite kinks and setups and put them out there so that someone might write them. Due to my current obsession, I spent a couple of hours last night posting BatFlash prompts. I'll probably end up writing at least one of them myself, but hey, a girl can hope, right? :D



PROMPT HERE
for [livejournal.com profile] rounds_of_kink
Round 12
darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (Default)
Author: darkhavens
Title: That Which Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen
Fandom: Pairing: Teen Titans/Justice League: Bruce/Wally
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1807
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Warnings/Squicks: Dark and twisted. **Wally is 17. Batman's fantasies include violence, bloodletting, dub-con/non-con, whipping, biting, a St Andrew's Cross and marks of ownership.**
Summary: Batman watches. And then he sees. And then he fantasizes.
Notes: Written for my [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall BatFlash table, prompt T16; P62: quicksand.


That Which Has Been Seen Cannot Be Unseen )

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Author: darkhavens
Concrit: Please. If you spot a typo or a grammar glitch, feel free to tell me in comments.
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made.
Notes: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] suki_blue and [livejournal.com profile] amejisuto for the encouragement, the enabling and the reassurance that I'm not about to embarrass myself in a fandom they're way more familiar with than I am. :D

Title: The Way He Loves
Fandom: Pairing: Justice League: Bruce(Batman)/Wally(Flash), Superman
Rating: R
Words: 1077
Warnings/Squicks: Batman being his usual obsessive, possessive, stalkery self.
Summary: Superman is concerned about Wally's new relationship.
Notes: Written prompt T07; P23: hero worship/idol on my [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall BatFlash table.

The Way He Loves )

#

Title: Nooner
Fandom: Pairing: Justice League: Bruce(Batman)/Wally(Flash)
Rating: NC17
Words: 954
Warnings/Squicks: None
Summary: Wally decides to pay a 'surprise' visit to Bruce at Wayne Enterprises.
Notes: Written prompt T01; P41: Wayne Enterprises on my [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall BatFlash table.

Nooner )

darkhavens: text icon: 15 m/m pairings in dk purple, with paler txt darkhavens and even paler txt multifandom ho. (Default)
I know, another damn table, but at least this one isn't as big as the others, right? I made it at [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall from their 'custom' code, because not one of their available tables grabbed me, but I did fall for individual prompts. (T = the table I stole the prompt from, and P = the original prompt number.)

I am in the first flush of love for this pairing, so the ideas are coming thick and fast. Two are already just about complete and another three need to be transcribed and transformed from scribble into legible form. (I always end up writing kinky shit on trains. I should travel more often.)

I do, of course, still love my other boys, I just can't stop adding new ones to my harem. :D

My BatFlash Big(gish) Damn Table

BatFlash!
T01;
P41
Wayne
Enterprises
T02;
P04
speed T03;
P52
locks/picks
T04;
P02
knife/dagger T04;
P32
restraints T04;
P37
razor
T05;
P11
lavender/
purple
T06;
P06
one year later T07;
P23
hero worship/
idol
T08;
P27
civilian T08;
P46
rooftop T09;
P50
consequences
T10;
P27
cloak T11;
P26
locket T12;
P42
scar/scarred
T13;
P01
bite T13;
P29
breath T13;
P34
buckles
T13;
P57
devotion T13;
P63
crossdressing T13;
P67
slick/wet
T14;
P35
it's always
the quiet ones
T15;
P06
teddy bear T15;
P14
glitter
T16;
P35
calm T16;
P49
abyss T16;
P62
quicksand
T x;
P y
control T x;
P y
writer's choice T x;
P y
writer's choice



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